game dev slander

[SnowyFoxFox]

You forgot "Godot documentation still being kind of lacking."

[AWOLBones]

Review of Game Dev Slander
☼ Graphics ☼
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♬ Music ♬
☐ Bad
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☯ Story ☯
☐ There is none
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۞ Video time / Length ۞
☑ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (4 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours (10 - 20 hours) [if you focus on the main story]
☐ Long (40-60 hours) [if you complete everything]
☐ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)

[JordanIbanez]

We didn't expect this, but we needed it this chill Friday

[radquwhack]

I saw an indie dev once sacrifice their child to get a streamer to play their game

[spacecadet_]

steam reviewers ready to copy paste their "im a 57 yr divorced father with dozen of children" paragraph to get steam awards

[gitstautusgitstutasgitstatus]

id tech 3 was my introduction to virtual machines and Huffman coding. Great open source community surrounding it as well. A truly inspiring piece of software.

[Aiphire]

Thought it was gonna include yandere dev but I guess he got enough slander already 😭💀

[cemeterygate]

As an Unreal dev, I really hope to make exciting and inspired environments.

[kristupasT]

Least expected this type of video from you

[TheAdvertisement]

Seriously based how the power of horny causes nsfw game developers to churn out what they do that fast.

[WAnimsLmao]

Pixel Horror Game Devs Making the best and scariest jumpscares (you get junpscared by 2 blocks stacked ontop of each other)

[gaburieruR]

My respect for all nsfw game developers

[Nersius]

I spent an entire month tweaking my pathing AI (6 reviews, mixed) 🐣

I spent an entire month coordinating with my series' commissioned artists so that I can release eight reskins next year (all will be rated overwhelmingly positive) 🐔

[majorghoul]

flash devs in the 2000s making the best game you've ever played for free in a single weekend

[RealOnyxCzr]

0:30 the world if EA hadn't screwed over RenderWare

[foolfooly]

The last one...a sign of what's to come?

[svijj_]

Paradox devs releasing the 612nd DLC for their historical game, this time about King Dicharuexruex III's shitting pot

[ShakerGER]

Awesome memes-
ALso we now know that a porn game of yours is in the making. LOVELY

[OlisGarden]

RPG Maker Devs on their way to make a video game masterpiece and then vanish from the face of the fucking planet:

[stasdev]

Jonathan Blow: creates new programming language and saves this miserable industry