How I see the two types of people on r/wallstreetbets

Really it was just that one guy and then the rest of us

[noextracharge]

“If Analysts were good at their jobs they’d be called billionaires” -someone someplace

[KingofKMS]

Why does the first dude sound like a Yu-Gi-Oh antagonist explaining how his card combo works

[swaggy]

"Buy low, sell high"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[borgwardd]

The less you know, the faster your portfolio grows....

[shekels]

“You can’t beat the market but you can beat your meat” - _Warren Buffet probably_

[SJrad]

Also wallstreetbets: “Let’s just all buy GameStop stocks to troll short sellers”

[Tyler-obqp]

Someone watching this with no knowledge of wallstreetbets would think it's 50% first guy and 50% second guy. I assure you, it's actually 0.1% and 99.9%

[AthenaPallas]

Wallstreet bets is just astrology for men

[stickjoint]

meanwhile in /biz/:
line go up:
line go down:

[fredk]

Surprisingly, picking a random stock via random generator has always gotten me good profit.

[danielmccully]

I love that the second guy says airplane ticket instead of stock or call.

[kentinued]

r/wallstreetbets sounds like someone just had a CRAZY turn in Magic: The Gathering

[dimas]

They were laughed at before, but look who’s laughing now

[Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

The most hilarious thing about this is that it actually happened with regards to the Gamestop stock. Market analysts on news channels are basically paraphrasing this video.

[benhorn]

As someone with nothing but airline stock, this speaks to me.

[Will-ojun]

“Why are you reporting this video?”
“I’m in this video and I don’t like it”

[investin]

Gamestop is what happens when these two types of wall street bettors combine their powers

[OrAnOr]

the more complicated the analysis, the more easily the logic chain could break up.

[bread]

I am literally invested in airlines rn, and I have never seen a more accurate representation of my experience

[turkrene]

We have a saying in Slovenian that translates roughly to: The dumbest farmer has the largest potatoes.