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[meme]

At 100 you get to commit bank robbery and get 2 get out of jail free cards

[DJOddie-kxmt]

This is how the mayans did it. At 70 or sumthing public drunkenness was unlocked. That’s all I remember though

[Apolemia]

That would definitely postpone the su1c1d3 rate !!!!

[GhostOfJade]

My grandmother lived to 103 and knowing her she would take massive advantage of this opportunity

[faedragonlucy]

You're telling me you want old people to be able to take actions directly against the best interests of their country? Boy, do I have a surprise for you! :D

[benjaminbrewer]

Bunch of our politicians think they are 100.

[jill]

Alternative idea, babies have legal immunity and lose it incrementally as they age. Baby’s first tax evasion!

[VectusValorian-tcwn]

Thats how it works irl to a lesser extent. Money buys even blood.

[shelinkzelda]

That should be part of your birthday card from the monarch, like, Happy Birthday, come and get me! 😂

[kinggentek]

If you think about when they're that old it's easier to catch them

[InvisibleInque]

Patton Oswalt has a good bit about this. Highly recommend!

[ryanfillmore]

That's kinda how it works already. Old money is slowly becoming the only money.

[epiyuancancel]

That's already happening in America the older you are the more you can change the rules! :D

[Greypotatowithlegs]

It's giving "Oh yeah? Well i have 10 million power" but with age

[explosivtarknas]

It's like stretching out The Purge across a century instead of one day a year. I'm onboard.

[Akanisen]

This is the best/worst idea for a dnd campaign ever and I really wanna find a way to fit this into my next game 😂

[SSRranque]

It's like leveling up and getting access to a part of the game that wasn't allowed due to low-level

[Tormekia]

You get to rob a bank but you can only keep what you can carry in a straw shopping bag with a flower on it.

[confusedjack]

I’ve seen so few mosquitoes this year that i just let a momma sit on my hand and fill up for a second… go feed those bloody wormy eggies.

[dwupykh]

No wonder prince philips was allowed that child😂