Borderlands: Krieg

#shorts #Borderlands #TinyTina'sWonderlands

[huntermiller]

He was not a bandit he was a regular person with morals

[crowcorvan]

When Krieg said “I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE” we laughed, when he said “There’s no barbecue ‘til I say there’s barbecue” we cried and when he said “I am unused to the emotions I am currently feeling” we all took a moment to reflect

[msstephanieflemming]

"I"M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!" -Kreig

[FFXKHMaster]

Oh, god. She's armed with a Maliwan SMG. She's a Vault Hunter. She's a Siren warrior who can kill me with her brain. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Tell her she's as gorgeous as a thousand sunsets. Tell her you need her help. Tell her to rescue you, and care for you, and, whatever you do, do not scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs

[muffinboi]

He also threatened his psycho side with their lives if he ever killed someone innocent

[Radioactive_Skittles]

You forgot to mention his quite respectable career as the conductor of the poop train

[justanegsfan]

"TURN AROUND, PRETTY LADYYYY"

[SinistSleeps]

"my stomach is clear, and my mind is full of bacon!" -Kreig

"STOP DYING AT ME" - also Kreig

[ErrorsFree]

As Krieg said… “PRETTY BLUE HAIRED LADY”

[tristanplays]

"I'LL SLICE YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END"!

-Krieg

[itshaydenmitchell]

He was a normal person before he was experimented on with slag

[GILDED-RAPR]

I love how he’s insane on the outside, but in reality, he has one of the most emotional stories in Borderlands

Edit: Thanks for all the likes! This is the most I’ve ever gotten!

[morganlafae]

"I'M GOING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!!!" - Krieg

[PearlHarold]

"WHY ARE MY FINGERS NOT IN SOMEONES EYESOCKETS RIGHTNOW!?!?"

~krieg

[Gkiss]

"TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY" is such an amazing line

[LtKernel]

"Get over here and SMELL MY MEAT"
- Krieg

[grimreaper]

He wasn’t a bandit. If you played through his dlc in borderlands 3 it makes him out to be a mercenary or something of the sort.

[NoodleMeme]

“She’s the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen”

[mitchmcginn]

"I'M GOING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!" Krieg said calmly.

[Scornus]

“DONT BE SCARED.. OR ILL HURT YOU!!”

-Kreig