Trolley problem

~2 weeks
all by myself B-)

[asrielsharikov]

Thats the exact solution I gave my teacher, except that my trolley kills everyone

[BD-ylmh]

I love the idea of explaining the problem to someone, having them present this as their solution and then going,

“wow! That’s really clever! None of the people on the tracks died!”

“Yeah I know, I saved everyone!”

“No… I said nobody on the tracks died… care to board the trolley with me?”

“Oh god…”

*enter trolley together to see a few dozen people all splattered against the wall*

[grebbly-mi]

"A troller solves the trolley problem"

[himanshumital]

Plot twist : the train stops due to resistance before hitting the people

[Schregger]

I knew even before it showed the trolly, it was going to be multi-track drifting...

[imauser]

interviewer: yo do you got any experience in animations
this guy:

[DemlogYT]

The true solution too trolley problem be like:

[uRDM]

You should've given the ground a texture, I couldn't tell that the train stopped until the 3rd rewatch (I thought it kept drifting)

[mrleafbuilder]

The real way to slove the Trolly Problem.

[KarenSmith-fisc]

The “Real Real” solution to the trolly problem

[Sintarv]

Came here thinking this one shows railway solution in practical but it's another joke.

[DozerfleetProd]

I asked ChatGPT to analyze the tactics of nearly every superhero in my Dozerfleet Megaverse as they solved it their own way. It found fault with every strategy I tried. It especially hated Lemon Witch, saying that while turning the solo victim into a walnut temporarily so the train would pass right over him might work, it'd be a violation of his basic human rights and dignity. So in the end, Candace is still a bitch, even when she saves everyone.

I also mentioned how Soetera could shrink the train Ant-Man style, due to her ability to traverse a fourth spatial dimension, then have the miniature train fly right over the five victims without hurting anyone. Then restore the train when safe to it's original location on our plane of existence. The Miegakure solution. However, ChatGPT ruled that was also horrible, as her violating the laws of human perception while exploiting a fourth dimension to avoid technically violating the laws of physics would leave everyone she saved severely psychologically traumatized, and would possibly violate the trolley driver's bodily autonomy.

So I proposed the Time Capsule solution, which is not so different from what Hiro Nakamura or Quicksilver might do. It pointed out that while this buys Evan a lot of time for formalities in the short run, cheating time must be done carefully to avoid the undoing of time dilation having a blowback that could do more damage than the trolley itself.

Then there's the issue of MODM, who'd simply 404 the trolley. The Scarlet Witch solution. "What trolley?". ChatGPT also thought that was a horrible plan.

So I proposed Maddening Rod to save everyone. But she turns the trolley into cotton candy. Then makes it rain chickens, because she has poor control of her abilities. ChatGPT viewed her as a monster, because that's cruelty to chickens. But also believed turning the trolley into flying cotton candy was a really bad plan. And that Carly is too dangerous to be allowed anywhere in public.

Basically, it hates all my solutions.

[bread]

It would probably kill all of those people

[Stuff_And_Things]

This is true. Its the only way. Leave no witnesses.

[_txim_]

just stop the electricity and the train will stop