Age of Empires Logic

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[tako]

>whole empire destroyed
>one villager survives very far away
>rebuilds empire alone

[BigBazz-Clips]

I mean physics was only invented in the 17th-18th century so this is actually all historically accurate for the time

[txj]

That one man left alone by the transport ship was so realistic...

[godhateseveryonewhodoesntr]

Imagine being able to build an entire village by just hitting things with a hammer

[sokarash]

Five elephants on a ship? No problem. Six archers? What do you think this is, a magic vessel? We have size restrictions!

[varkonyitibor]

Villagers: I hunt this deer with bow.... Oh no, enemy archer is attacking me! Nothing to do, out of the range of my pocket knife.

[Markus_Andrew]

Don't forget the one spear guy who will run all the way across the map to attack your settlement only to get slaughtered by archers in towers, just like the 500 solitary spear guys before him.

[spammy]

I played age of empires around 10-12 years ago. Never played it since, never watched any videos on it, but the sound effects in the video immediately released so much seretonin. Never knew I could remember a game by just it's sound effects. Somehow I feel like I remember the entire game now just by listening to these sounds.

[QuestionableObject]

More realistically the house just stays on fire forever and never burns down.

[PyroBeef]

You forgot how if two or more villages are attacked by a wolf, the other villagers will keep to their task whilst their friend gets mauled to death next to them hahaha

[andresamaya]

The transport ship logic was always hilarious in AoE II, Starcraft actually measures how many units you can fit into transports depending on their size (A bunch of small Marines/Zergling or a pair of Siege Tanks/Ultralisks)

[feuersturm]

I always watched my dad play these games as a kid, and one day he created a world for me to play on where I could ride on elephants and discover the world since I was only like six and he didn't want me to get into fights, but I really wanted to play lol

[quinnduffy]

Makes total sense. Magic hammers, incendiary clubs, weird wolves, super light elephants.

[camilorodriguez]

That is actually accurate with how medieval world worked

[OliviANDixie]

My dad played AOE like twenty years ago and I enjoyed watching him play. This strikes me as SO funny because even as a kid I thought their logic was questionable 😂 Nostalgia is for REAL

[phiupan]

quickwall, 30 knights stop because of a line on the ground!

[abiseniyya]

AOE Logic.
"Build the wall!"
"Sir, we also need to man the wall."
"No, the wall is enough to protect us."
"But Sir, the enemy's infantry is damaging the wall. Shouldn't we send men to the wall and rain fire on the enemy?"
"No. We'll watch them destroying our resource-consuming wall, from afar. When they breach through, we'll fight them."

[dandew]

Man those sound effects were nostalgic as fuck.

[fettfan]

The elephants boarding that transport ship was spot on!

[PoonDestruction]

The best is rams setting farms on fire by attacking the air above them.

Edit: Thanks for so many likes 17