Top 20 Weird Logic Moments in AoE 2

Top 20 countdown of the moments that left us confused playing Age of Empires.

[phun]

Villager in the dark ages are able to shoot accurately at wild charging boar and deer, but trained archers need to research ballistics and thumb-ring to hit a moving man.

[dbuyandelger]

Single villager survives. _ Rebuilds an entire Kingdom - Yet humbly decides to remain a villager.

[KC-bgth]

How one villager can benefit from two-man saw.

[RRW]

Well obviously buildings are hardest to convert. It's like talking to a wall with them!

[migukmoonpark]

You forgot that a single boar can destroy a civilization and a Japanese samurai speaks fluent Spanish immediately after conversion.

[plkn]

As an construction worker, i can confirm that repairing a building takes longer than making one out of scratch.
Because making one is just making one.
Repairing one means disassembling it, repairing the problem, then building it again.

[theunfortunategeneral]

"Oh dont worry little chap. This building have been on fire since the dark ages."

[Poemwriter_Angelo]

Gimli is right. Elephants only count as 1.

[ahadurrahmanalif]

Congratulations!!
We now have wheelbarrows.

Villagers: No thanks. We can carry 20 woods with out bare hands.

[Mark]

Spanish have handcanoneers on horses, need chemistry to get them down from the

[kaibrockway]

if I remember correctly:
villager kills animal = food
soldier kills animal = no food

[twohandedswordsman]

"Yo bro, can you help me? My house is on fire."
"k"
*grabs hammer and hammers the house until the fire just magically disappears*

[Ferlius]

You missed the part where villagers can repair a farm on flames with a hammer :D

[maistromann]

This game doesn't make sense!
Wololo
This game makes sense!

[llSuperSnivyll]

A Mangonel, a Ram, a Scorpion, a War Elephant and a Fishing Ship sharing one home.

Sounds like a sitcom idea.

[thesilentavenger]

It's what you don't hear in the convertion. Monk: "HEY! If you don't join me, I'm gonna beat you with this stick!" Enemy Unit: "You make a good point." *Changes color* Monk: "Protect me while I get the nerve to threat someone else."

[JoelHernandez-tzvk]

Chop one tree. Build 50 tiles of palisade wall.

[phun]

Gimli was right, they still only count as one.

[Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan]

Even if the villager is carrying 1 meat, its like he/she is carrying half the animal

[IonAeon]

"Bow? Nah, I wanna watch the life leave his eyes."

-AoE2 Villager going to fight