I F**king Hate Traffic (silly music video)

My wife and I don't like traffic and we think everybody should know.

Lyrics:
End it
My step count is shattering
End this
I can’t bring myself in another way to work?
How has this happened?
This parking lot is so enraging
Sun is in my eyes
So expensively
Tangled in our lines
Bunch of f***ing stupid cars
Waiting on the side

Unbearable
You just cut me off
I’m invisible
No thoughts to your blind spot?
A simple error
Leads to death on a Tuesday, just trying to get home from work
My bike was off limits
Car dependency. We’re in too deep to change it
My bike was off limits?
But these cars aren’t a menace?
Who did this!?

I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds

Unbearable
Maddening
So typical
Paying thousands to go this slow
Please. Go!
Claustrofobe
If I could use my bike I would already be home.
I’m not moving today
The truck bed can go
If I could use my bike I would already be home.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds

I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it

(this section performed by Lwandile Prusent)
Huge box
1 me caged
Stuck here
The suburbs were a mistake
My innards rot
So many fumes exposed
Heavily Panting
Let’s f**king go!

(Otamatone solo)

I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds

This is insane!
Constantly bombarding me in one big stupid pile

I f**king hate traffic
Let’s invest
In other transportation options for Pete’s sakes
F**K!

Tamara Chambers on Vocals and sledge hammer

Alex Rudinger on Drums and bowling ball

Jess Lai on guitar (mimed) and crow bar

Nick Jackolin on bass (mimed) and axe

Lwandile Prusent on harsh vox (off screen)

Cars smashed at Victory Auto Wreckers

My shreddy scale runs are Troy Grady’s “Pop Tarts Lick” and it’s a tip of the hat to him. Here's his lesson video that unlocked shredding for me and I can’t stop playing it since.

This song is also just my tune "Psychosis ft. Alex Rudinger" with silly lyrics
and I tabbed out the first half of the song while writing, then gave up.
If anyone learns it, I will award them 1,500 internet points.

My guitar courses are available within the Guitareo membership :)
Also, my beginner course, GuitarQuest, is still available on its own too

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2nd camera & assistant edited by Teagan.

This video was made possible because of Patreon support of:
EXECUTIVE Producer: selfdemise

Also...

[TamaraLynnchambers]

I won’t quit my day job to become a vocalist but this was a blast! 😂

[mefhyuj]

That Michael Angelo Batio lick has really taken a hold of Rob’s playing

[GelatinSkeletn]

I can’t wait for the sequel “I FUCKING LOVE PUBLIC TRANSIT”

[SEV-Kekw]

I turned on the music and after the first note, I immediately grabbed a hammer and went down to the garage. I started hitting my car nonstop, the music playing in my head. I rate the song 10/10.

[biofrog]

There's no traffic but what we make.

[SonicDeath]

Rob's really getting a lot of mileage out of that shred riff that formed the basis of the Lambo song haha

[smark]

There ain't nothing silly about this video. 10/10

[steamingmushrooms]

The otamatone makes this LEGIT. Thank you for writing my theme song ⛔🚗⛔

[Verklompen]

I've never heard a metal singer sound more child-like, and I've heard Harper. Good tune.

[ericmaggard]

Casually recruited the best drummer on earth for this one. I like it.

[HAEYS_COMT]

We’re like so close to Rob going full deathcore and making a slower than halftime breakdown with pig squeals

[theepicslayersss]

thanks for putting the lyrics (in the description), my tinnitus at my age is nearing the same volume as the fan! (when the power goes out, the world is squealing!)

also been getting some old awesome vids of yours in my recommended recently, had a blast rewatching them! (metal in inappropriate places, shovel metal, metal madlibs, all awesome!)

[smokejc]

can we just take a second to appreciate the awesome drumming

[jakebass]

what really happens when you get the keys to the lamborghini

[ChristopherHallett]

Rob going HAM on an Otomatone is always gold!

[narocoon]

Dude I don't know why but I'm so happy this video exist, love your personality so much haha

[michaelmoore]

what a tune. a traffic jam, if you will. it goes unreasonably hard too lol

[RapsCalorie]

Wake up babe, new public transit ad just dropped

[danfalvey]

This is fantastic this is like the old Rob scallion I'm glad to see you being so creative again

[zZzYQ]

All my homies hate traffic but love you and your wife so we've been waiting for this video!