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[auburneytuckerson]

I tried to bend elements and speak to other animals, and I'm a woman. 🤣 To be fair, the other animals proved to me they understand what you say to or about them. 🤔

[cindys]

Women who read romance novels have unrealistic expectations for sex as well 😂

[bologna]

well yeah we have unrealistic expectations but most of us are happy with what we get lmao also that hoodie reminding me I need to watch Rocko as an adult, i was just saying this to myself yesterday. Dammit, I think that's a sign.

[jellybabybeauty]

Another to add for the books about how male my brain seems to be. I try telekinesis all the damn time

[gregmiller]

I'm sorry but dudes arent the ones with the vibratotron 9000 with 13 changeable tips and 20 different speeds. They shit be vibrating more than Nate's eyes.

[Oscar-Bound]

I think it was bible scriptures that made me think I can move things with my mind. For instance: If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you. SEE WHAT I'M SAYING NATHAN?

[loganfields]

Telekinesis attempts on the daily. We should all be doing that. One of us has got to be able to right? How much would it suck to learn you had superpowers the whole time, but never gave it a try.

[JohnHollis]

Yes, I Do agree we do need stupid. PREACH BROTHER. It is a sad fact but it is a part of our training. 🤔

[scottgullett]

Bro fr look up how to make a “telekinesis pinwheel” it’ll make you feel good about yourself

[rubazaar]

Your blind, you just don't see it well enough to know it moved.

[Thejokestir]

What are people trying that makes them blame ornpey?