How to befriend CROWS in 5 easy steps! (tutorial parody)

In this video you'll learn how to befriend a crow in just 5 steps. My 5 tips for making friends with a crow are, of course, tried and tested and easy to implement. Incidentally, these instructions work for all corvids, including ravens, magpies and jays. Establish an unusual friendship with this easy method!

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(The stories and information posted here are works of art of fiction and falsehood.)

[footfoot]

A human sacrifice also works great but you should still taste a sample to show it’s edible.

[Egill]

Thank you for a good joke. All the crows and other birds will fly away instantly as soon as you start your fireworks.

[SyeedAli]

A little known fact is crows are attracted to applause.

[gordonhutchison]

I threw some uneaten dog food under a big oak tree outside the house, a young crow came down 20 ft away eating it, now I've got 15 of them waiting for me to throw food out 😅

[Dionach]

A little known fact is that crows speak perfect English. If you don't want to frighten the neighbors with firecrackers, yelling "OI, CROWS" can also work. Flap your arms while shouting this to really make your intentions clear.

[adrianlalancette]

That was great my friend.

I am looking forward to having a couple crow friends that I have been feeding.

Next step is how to get them to start bringing me shiny things 😊

[alexanderrahl]

The crows at my work parking lot have started identifying me by my whistle. Because i use the same "passive/aggressive" whistle from ARK: Survival Evolved lol

[gregorysagegreene]

I've always wanted to befriend a crow.
No other government distraction could compare.
Crow bros are better than Tech.

[tylerlong]

I didnt see that this had parody in the title and lost it at step 3 😂

[thesuburbanmorrigan]

Skip straight to the cat food. You don't even have to eat it yourself. As long as there aren't flocks of European starlings around, you will have crows in no time. Also cats. Crows and cats.

[raphlvlogs]

corvids are often very sensitive and are usually very aware of where and when humans are around

[WriteSign]

Loudly yell Bang! Bang! Bang! LOL Yeah, you can totally sound like a firecracker by saying Bang 🤣

[simplulo]

"Crow bro"--I'm going to use that.

[annehill]

Thought a group of crows was called a murder. ?

[charlie-bucket]

Im going to use a combo of steak and fentanyl they will have no choice but to return...or suffer withdrawl muhahaha

[Jonnosummit]

I usually just run right at them. I haven't made any crow friends yet, but I have certainly run into a lot of people and experiences while doing this. 🙃

[fredstriker]

Naw.... better to find an individual near your home. Besides that's much more enjoyable.

Start a pattern, be kind and trusting. Use food, patience, patterns and watch the magic

[annanardo]

I can't seem to attract a crow no matter what. They are in the highest oaks and around my house there's nowhere to even put any food. Oh, you said find a park, well, they are all far away . hmmmm. I'll figure out something. I would love to befriend a crow or a raven. They are beautiful intelligent birds 😍😍😍

[chicha]

I have a lot of crows come visit.
They caw, i know they are in trees outside.
Some said they love cheese, like small slices of big
Block cheese, and they like salty.
Blueberries once in a while.
But i usually get the whole peanuts,
and they love cooked chicken skin.
Arent crows kinda like scavengers?
They will pretty much eat anything...
Thank you for video

[Sekrery]

Instructions unclear! I accidentally tamed a symbol of freedom instead of a crow