r/Choosingbeggars Unemployed Mom: 'I ONLY DATE RICH MEN'

r/Choosingbeggars Fellas, have I got a girl for you! She's unemployed, lazy, entitled, and wants to drain you of every dollar you own! The woman in this dating profile genuinely expects to date a man who has a car, a job, and a solid 6-figure job, even though she brings absolutely nothing to the relationship. And to top thing's off, she has a kid and a baby-daddy.

00:07 u/Taggy6400 Who needs money
00:28 u/Skye_hai_bai Health codes exist
02:05 u/B3astD3rp69 Hope you eat meat
03:14 u/AthenasDesire Traditional
04:07 u/anoncontent72 Tradition 2
05:15 u/UESfoodie Traditional 3
07:34 u/newtron64 Gas scam
08:44 u/martinvel13 Finish our songs I guess?
09:50 u/Lowezzyyx Strangers owe me a tablet
10:43 u/AW1Z We had a deal CB
14:47 AW1Z OPs art, instagram - awiz_designs

#reddit #choosingbeggars #funnyredditposts

[DasSpaceAce]

I'm going to steal that "dumpster fire seeks full-time firefighter" line 🤣 it's so accurate & hilarious

[cntgiveAvadaKedavra]

Yo that artist was only charging $50 for that??? Bro needs to charge way more, because that looks incredible

[MatsuyoRific]

When she asked if OP's mom hadn't taught him that "men are providers", he should have replied "Nope, my parents taught me that women are my equals, not my dependants"

[GeekGoggles]

The Starbucks refused to reheat because it is a health violation. No place anywhere should reheat food from any other location.

[shadowsolion]

I can’t believe OP only charged $50 for that drawing. Its beautiful.

[Elfgirl-bmfv]

I had accepted a painting commission for a friend's friend. Didn't take any money upfront. Was only charging $100 for a 34x26 canvas. It was an elaborate Rick and Marty painting. I had made a presketch, which she approved. She told me she needed it by Christmas so I planned on having it done a few days before to give her time to wrap it or whatever she would need to do. I had worked 4 hours a night for one week on the painting, keeping her updated on the process incase she wanted changes. About a week and a half before Christmas she told me she needed it by the weekend (in two days) or she no longer wanted it. Now I knew I could have the painting finished in two days if I tried, but I wouldn't be happy with the end result. So I messaged her, told her I understood and canceled her order. Then finished the painting and gifted to a friend of mine instead. She was pissed. But don't agree on the due date if you need it sooner.

[seancooney]

I remember having a first date ... She was telling me how she hated living at her parents house and that she was making only $10 bucks per hour. The when I told her I made about $70k per year, she looked at me and said "I only date a guy you makes 6 figures". Then she left ... Dodged a bullet on that one.

[zestyoverlord]

To quote Bo Burnam
“Why would Prince Charming settle for you”

[dracko]

CB: I'm just not into dating losers, I'm sure you can understand."
OP: "And I don't date gold diggers."

[natalieleske]

Okay that artwork was worth more than 50 dollars should've at least been 80.

[ZombieSazza]

“Dumpster fire seeks full time firefighter”
_Stop, stop, she’s already dead_

[NerdAlert-bxjz]

So everyone knows, as a person that works for a Starbucks, the Karen is expecting people to do whatever she wants 'cos, effectively, this kind of attitude is "allowed" there. They want us to always "make the moment right" which roughly translates to if someone mistreats you/attacks you, we have to "make it right" and give them whatever they want. So, unfortunately, that kind of complaint is commonplace, even if we do what the Karen asks.

[ajthepoppunkkid]

As an audio engineer, two days to record, mix and master 9 songs is just not gonna happen. You probably wouldn’t get all the drums tracked in 2 days. Something like that is more likely to take two weeks, probably closer to a month.

[aetherofthenorth]

Man, that's really good art for 50 bucks. That CB was insane to let this one go

[Still_not_saying]

50 USD is actually cheap compared to how expensive those commissions can be.

(Edit: I wrote this before I saw the piece, and my point still stands in my opinion. For that level of quality, 50 is a really good price to pay.)

[rachealborders]

The issue with Starbucks is food safety. She could hold them legally liable for getting food poisoning because they aren't following food safety guidelines

[thatzguy]

Dude I almost spit out my drink when I saw Op's art in the last story. I would pay $50 in a heartbeat to get one of my characters with that insane level of detail!

[Dragon-Lady]

Re: the Starbucks story. Starbucks gets in its sandwiches pre-cooked; they're just re-heating it when they make it for you. Under food safety industry standards (across the board, not just Starbucks), an item can only be re-heated once. That's why the barista turned Karen down.

[myopinion]

for the second one, thats not even the reason, if the choosing beggar had of gotten sick from the food that had been sitting around, they could get shut down.

[missron]

The reason the sandwich couldn't get reheated at Starbucks is for a couple reasons, all food safety reasons. 1. since the sandwich had gone cold, bacteria is already beginning to form. reheating can a time cause that to multiply. She would then eat it, get food poisoning and can go the starbucks. 2. could have placed foreign objects such as insects, plastics etc and once again sued the starbucks. Then there is the fact the sandwich was purchased at a different location which may well be franchised and 'owned' by a different person and therefore not the responsibility of the second store because they received no money from the woman