Companions display utter rudeness when talking to them as non-Player Character! - Baldur's Gate 3

"If your boss wants to speak to me, I'm all pointy ears" 😆 I think this dialogue might be intended for when you're on multiplayer and your friend tries to speak to a companion who's linked to you. Hilarity/extreme rudeness ensues all round when you dare try and talk to someone who you didn't recruit!

[mickymcbryan]

They all want to speak to your manager.

[PAPride]

It's remarkable how the threat of being turned into brain-eating tentacle monsters can bring a bunch of people who loathe each other together as one. Heartwarming, really.

[littleblueclovers]

They’ll only talk to me? I knew it. It was a harem all along.

[Tyler]

So… This episode of Undercover Boss was weird but informative.

[maryjaneteeters]

I love how they collectively decided that Tav is the leader

[mirkatofficial]

This is such a good find! I love the idea of the PC thinking they’ve assembled a real group of buddies, but it’s...like this lmao. That’s going to be my Barbarian, I think.

[adrianomaly]

this is plain hilarious. you're the charismatic glue keeping the party together

[lockskelington]

F*ck Me Jogging They Really DO care about me if this is how they speak to one another.

[Ladyfaeyrys]

"I'm all pointy ears" he's just perfect

[chief_mourner]

Just for metas sake, I wonder why they automatically make us the leader.

[shibernyan]

gets along. And here I thought we were all bonding with each other. Guess it was just me and my imagination.💀

[sinmonsworul]

levels of rudeness ranked from most to least venomous:

- lae'zel (condescending, threatening, the whole nine yards. she would not send back a soup with a hair in it, she would ask for the chef and then drown them in it)

- shadowheart (curt, direct, very sharran. almost stings worse than the lae'zel's threats)

- astarion (rings like a passive aggressive comment from your mother-in-law, but ends with a positive note and his voice is so sugary sweet)

- gale ("mean" by his standards, which is really only a little bit inconsiderate and dismissive. lets you down easy by saying he "prefers" talking to the leader)

- wyll (you can really hear the cottilion lessons here. possibly the only one of the group who would recognize a cocktail waiter as a sapient human being)

[TheSamuraijim]

This was one of the great things about Dragon Age and Mass Effect as opposed to other series. You know for a fact that your companions had differing and varied relationships with each other even as you were interacting.

It was something really priceless to learn that Garrus and Tali had finally hooked up even while you were saving the galaxy and romancing Liara. And Shep even says "I'm really happy for you guys."

[davidvue]

Gale and Wyll were not so bad. They at least tried to not be mean about it

[pipalittle]

Wow, it’s like Tav is the only thing holding the group together 😂

[thewormsalad]

Wait... THIS is what the vampire sounds like? He sounds even more posh than he looks wtf

[TitankroW]

As someone who only started playing this game last month and feel in love with it it’s so weird to keep being reminded this game was in early access for years before it’s release since I feel like I only heard anything about it just a couple of months ago

[HawaiianCoconut]

I like how the ones who don’t outright insult seem more rude because they’re hella passive aggressive

[YourWaywardDestiny]

While, yeah, most likely a mutliplayer thing, still makes me laugh how rude they all are.

[fwomp]

I now only want to play this game, whatever it is, because of pointy-eared-man