Making chocolate from scratch to feed an addiction

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I am addicted to chocolate and I think I need help.

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[Danny.._]

NileRed: follows meticulous, multi-step, multi-day scientific processes
NileBlue: has no patience, doesn't follow directions, doesn't do enough research, life philosophy is "wing it"

[tylerduncanson]

NileBlue is the kind of person NileRed wouldn't let anywhere near his lab.

[The_age_of_aquarius_]

Nile is the friend who’s always like “Do you guys dare me to eat this?” And everyone says no but he’s like “okay okay if you insist” and eats it anyways

[goldennugget]

I find it absolutely insane how we as a society see Vanilla and Chocolate, 2 flavours created from super weird exotic plants to be the basic flavours

[tobygreppellini]

people like Nile are how humans discovered what food kills you and what doesn't....

[Noag]

He’s so eager for chocolate that he eats it in every step of the process of getting the chocolate

[Finchyboi]

Nile sometimes I feel like you’re an alien who only knows chemistry, and when you encounter an ordinary thing that everyone knows about you just are completely unaware of it, but in the best way

[m_d_c_t]

There's something amazing about how someone can be such a good chemist and have absolutely no idea what you do in a kitchen.

[gortissmort]

The part where he throws the glass at the random bean he kicked away caught me so off guard lmao💀💀💀

[almicc]

I can't get over how the main channel is so professional and here, he's aggressively shaking and banging a blender on the table like a caveman trying to make the loud noises stop

[Raikiri-]

"You wanna destroy the baby?"

*Yes*

[archivethearchives]

NileBlue is NileRed’s mischievous twin that somehow keeps finding ways to break into the lab and keeps misusing the equipment, breaking things, and leaving messes.

[sunnyquinn]

Making chocolate is such a complicated process with so many different steps, it's an absolute miracle that anyone ever figured it out.

[pykeselslayer]

I love how someone so good at chemistry seems completely terrified using basic kitchen appliances 😂😂

[_vibes_music]

Nilered = Entertainment
Nileblue = War crimes

[angeloid_]

Nigel is the kind of person to ask "Do you dare me to eat this?" And then not wait for an answer.

[endermcetherman]

Nile Blue is the most confidently awkward person I have ever seen.
Honestly it adds to the charm of the channel.

[katunu]

I love how everyone is talking about him eating the cocao beans while they are also ignoring him straight up chucking a whole beaker across the room at a lost bean.

[malegria]

You made me say “Nile, no” out loud several times in the first ten minutes alone. Congrats.

[Cadence]

Whenever I bake I find workarounds to not use the equipment they need, Nile finds workarounds to use equipment the recipe doesn’t ask for.