Your Worst Moment WIth A Toilet (r/AskReddit)

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[emilyellsworth]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a reddit video

[taylorsmurphy]

I turned around to watch it flush and the public toilet water was so high pressure, a droplet flew up into my eye. That was super gross

[yuathetsundere]

The worst experience I've had with a toilet is when I clogged it

[EEsmalls]

The level of euphemisms for poop/pooping in this video is astounding and awesome!

[essorath]

When you finally get Reddit and there's no robot voice reading posts

[Boss-cjzn]

0:02 “not me but a friend of mine”
Yeah ok buddy...

[hannahnelson]

I was 16. On a boat that had the tiniest toilet I'd ever seen and was only able to flush human waste and small amounts of toilet paper. You were supposed to flush while you were taking a crap. It was 6:30 in the morning and still dark when people had started getting up to take a morning piss. I was on this boat for a week and had been avoiding having to take a shit but it had been a 2 days and I could not hold it in for much longer. I sit on this toilet that my ass barely fits on and do my business. Except, I forgot to flush while shitting and when I stood up to flush the toilet it would not go down. Instead, the water started to RUSE and proceeded to turn into the most pigmented BROWN I ever saw. The water was right to the run and the thing is when you flush it makes the loudest fucking noise so it was obvious I was having toilet problems. I was in there panicking for 10 minutes until the water finally became clear, but still to the rim. I just hurried back to my bunk and went back to sleep. But I swear to God, as that toilet water was rising, my anxiety was rising twice as fast.

[livevine]

4:38 that entire one uses the most colourful expressions for their experience. Could even call their story 50 shades of brown.

[MassiveFoot]

I was at university a couple of weeks ago, needed to crap so went into the stall in one of the nicer bathrooms. Calmly go about my business then hear the sound of someone absolutely annihilating the toilet in the next stall. After a minute or so I hear crying coming from the stall, poor guy probably should've checked he was alright.

[dir.gabbyy]

Nothing is more scarier than going to someone's house for the first time and clogging the toilet and theres no plunger in the bathroom 😳

[Nizzeman]

I haven't laughed this good in ages. This video needs a part 2... or in this case a number 2 bwahaha xD

[Majoraerrr]

7:54 bro got attack by the 4 horsemen of bodily functions

[JeandrePetzer]

I hate using public toilets, to the point where I'd hold it in until I'm home. 6th grade camp comes around, everyone's inside this large locked hall. It's 2am, and everyone's asleep in their sleeping bags, except for me. I've been lying awake for the past 3 hours, just praying that the feeling of my bladder bursting would subside enough to fall asleep and not worry about it anymore. That never happened.
I got up, tippy toed to the camp counselor on the other side of the hall and asked him if I could go to the bathroom. He unlocked the door for me and I tippy toed real fast to the outside toilet. I unleashed the flood gates. All over the toilet seat and floor around the toilet. But good God did it feel great. I still feel guilty for whoever went in after me, and whoever had to clean it up.

[Teegzie]

The disaster didn’t happen on the toilet but it was before I got there, but whatever.
About a year and a half ago, I was really sick, but didn’t feel that bad so I went somewhere with my mum.
She (still) plays Pokemon Go and was doing a “raid” on the app, and as it started, I feel the urge to throw up and my mom, not really looking concerned as I usually say this without actually doing it, says “go near the drain” and just before I get there, I throw up on the pavement. And it was probably, to this day, the most I’ve thrown up.
And the thing I fear the most happened.
I had diarrhoea.
And I shat myself and it felt literally like liquid as my jeans soaked it up and you could see my jeans slowly darkening from the shit.
I finish throwing up, still a look of fear on my face and I waddle over to my mum about a meter away and quietly whisper and point down to my trousers “mum. I, uhh, - you know how I had diarrhoea? Yeah, um. I’ve shit myself.”
She had a look of horror on her face, yet stayed quiet as there were 40+ people around.
The raid ended and people were leaving and, as a fucking hero that knew exactly what to do, phoned my aunt who offered to give me a pair of leggings and underwear to change into.
My aunt came to save the day, and me and my mum walk to the hospital (closest bathroom) and as I’m getting changed in the stall, in the PUBLIC bathroom, the entire bathroom reeks the second I take off my trousers, it’s the worst smell my mother has smelt to date apparently, and it takes about half an hour to clean myself with tissues and wet wipes that my aunt also provided.
Props to the nurse who walked in the go to the toilet next to the worst smelling stall ever.
And props to the jeans that was clean after about three washes that I still own.
Yeah, if you feel ill, do NOT go out, it literally felt like someone cut a small hole in the middle of a straw and put stuff in the straw and blew through the middle hole so the stuff goes flying through the holes in the straw. It sucks and it’s gross. And don’t play Pokemon Go.

My worst experience with a toilet was having explosive gassy diarrhea at my own birthday party and everyone hearing the sounds of my sharting whenever I took a bathroom break every 15 minutes. My batshit drunk sister in law then proceeded to publicly humiliate me for my diarrhea and threw my presents around the room (she’s a violent and angry drunk) and made fun of every other person in the room, getting offended and throwing another huge fit when someone tried to tell her to calm down.
Not really the toilet’s fault or anything but it really was the worst timing for watery shit to build up 60mph pressure at my ass’s entrance and my birthday has been completely ruined, including several friendships with some of the people there.

[Southern-trout]

I was snow-caving and we had this old wooden outhouse with a dugout pit at the bottom of the toilet, it was the middle of the night and I had to go take a poop. It was really dark and when I stepped inside I didn't see the stalagmite of poop that was coming out 2 inches from the opening of the seat. I ended up getting poked in the hole by a frozen poop.

[aneeesq_]

One time I did a massive poop in the toilet, I’m talking the size of a tennis ball. I flushed the toilet, and about 15 minutes later my dad finds bits of poop in my garden. I blocked the toilet again a few months later for the same reason, except nobody found poop in my garden. All of this happened a few years ago so I don’t remember much.

Edit: Oh yeah, and I just remembered that I needed to use the toilet so badly that I started pooping on the way there. The toilet was in another country and it was in a farm so it was pretty dirty so I stood up to pee, and they had no tissues so we had to bring our own. I ended up with half of my poop and piss in the toilet and the other half on the floor. I had and still have great experiences with my toilet, we’re like best friends. 😊

[Laserashton]

9:53 the same thing happened to me back in 2019, I woke up on a Wednesday night (I went to bed around 8 back then) throwing up!!! I ran to the bathroom and then had diarrhea at the SAME TIME (I had told my mom earlier that evening I wasn't feeling good but no one believed me) so I had to take a very long shower and let all my vomit and diarrhea get out through the drain. It was not painful though, but it's not fun when you have either (especially diarrhea cause it's impossible to wipe it off).

[StephTeachesStuff]

My worst toilet moment: I went out shopping to Joann Fabrics one day. It was summer, and the shorts I was wearing had *very* shallow back pockets. I had just gotten a new phone (my most expensive phone I've ever had, it was soooo nice, only had it about 3 days) and I wasn't used to how it sat in my pocket. So I sit down and take a MASSIVE dump. When I stood up... My phone fell from my back pocket, right into the toilet on top of the giant turd I'd just dropped. Cue panic - I yelled "Aah! Uhh, ahhh and reached in lightning fast to grab my phone. I left the stall and grabbed paper towels to dry it off, I dried every crevice and then opened the battery compartment to be sure it was dry. Thankfully it didn't have a drop of anything in there. I put it back together, then used my spray hand sanitizer on a paper towel to wipe down the whole phone about 10 times in a row. I've been in thr bathroom for almost 30 minutes at this point, and my some miracle no one else has entered the bathroom. After I washed my hands I remembered to go back and flush the toilet, washed my hands and sanitized again (and again) and again. My phone was fine, it never had any issues at all with anything. This was several years ago.

[carlos_adventures]

This year in seventh grade I had to go badly in the bathroom, so I went. A kid I knew walked in to the stall next to me and dropped Hiroshima’s bomb, I couldn’t breath. He sounded horrible but as I left my stall he goes “ I needs toilet paper.” Not wanting a kid walking out with an unwiped ass, I gave him toilet paper. After words he tries to give me a hug and I ran out. Never saw him the same