Elon Musk Vs. Vladimir Putin: Fight!

This game... doesn't look very fun. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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[SylviusTheMad]

If anyone should fight Putin in single combat, it is the Mayor of Kyiv, Vitali Klitschko.

[moribund]

No offense, Elon, but I think Ukraine should choose the mayor of Kyiv as their champion in a single combat - Vitali Klitschko 😁😁😁

[ZemplinTemplar]

"They are both worthless..." "Game over !" X-DDD

[Opus]

Game Over

Nobody wins

That's very true...

[jeffmccloud]

this would be the whitest fight of all time. The Thrilla in Vanilla

[Lantalia]

Wouldn't Elon use a flame thrower, a rupturing starship prototype, or a Tesla? That said, I suspect Vlad would use polonium, a nuke, or a pistol

[SpaceForceCommander]

Elon Musk breaks Cybertruck’s “unbreakable” windows and now thinks he’s Superman.

[juhaniaho]

You can't fight fire with fire, you can't fight an oligarch with an oligarch.

[Patrick-buvy]

The only person I hate more than Musk is Putin.

[SpaceForceCommander]

Real Life Scenario: Elon gives Tesla to Putin as a gift. Tesla has autopilot issues. Problem solved!

[traildoggy]

"Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!"
-- The Black Knight, from Monthy Python and the Holy Grail

[DM-Raven]

That was a weird skit. I do appreciate that they used the Russian stage from the original Street Fighter 2 though.

[kamilkrupinski]

And then enters Zelensky and says: "None of you wins Ukraine, Ukraine belongs to Ukrainians!"

[zesty]

0:45 _"Game over. Nobody wins."_

Thanks, subtitles!
Cut it out, end-silencing bot!

[GarthTheDestroyer]

Let's hope the real thing ends in a double K.O.

[alexandruv.]

Just in case there were people still doubting X AE A-XII's Dad's saviour/Jesus complex.

[fairdinkum]

Zelensky would slap the dictator out of putin, in a one to one fight!

[MrYossarianuk]

“A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.”

[dustinsindledecker]

If they both kill each other in the ring then we all win.

[AceSpadeThePikachu]

"The day Russia invaded Ukraine was the most important day of millions of people's lives...but for billionaires...it was excuse-to-flex-online-day."