A Noobs Guide To First Cars.

The DE FACTO TOP 20 List of First Cars For New Car Enthusiasts! I'm absolutely serious this time. I swear it won't just turn into a Miata jerking session. I absolutely swear it. JK, HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED THE WHOLE TIME BABY. If you read this description, now you'll know what to expect before watching the video. Or did you already watch the video? Or maybe you're reading this SIMULTANEOUSLY as the video plays. If so, stop! Go scroll back up. Nothing more to see here. I'm serious. JUST MONIKA? MORE LIKE JUST MIATA, AM I RIGHT? FELLAS?

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[SFH_Jenkins]

The best car for beginners is a Tiger 1 Tank. Hands down.

[zReaaCTioNz]

I started with a A-10 warthog, really useful in traffic

[Vlad-hzcq]

Everyone asks “Where’s the Miata”

But no one asks “How’s the Miata?”

[voixmin]

So much emotion from just putting eyebrows on a Corvette.

[zhixci]

"1994 toyota celica"

Scotty Kilmer: You're goddamn right.

[LillaVya]

Me: **wants a nice car**
My winters and location: "Yeah you have two choices: A subie or a small 4x4"

[ChicaneMedia]

Me: Wants a coupe for a first car

Insurance companies: Sir, we don't do that here

[ToaGresh]

But Bladed,

I’m too tall for a Miata.

[philou]

When he said "BUt BlAdEd wHeRe's ThE mIaTa ?"



I felt that.

[smallgay]

My first car was an ecoboost mustang and I genuinely loved it. Safe, good mpg, relatively cheap to work on, almost no problems to have to sink money into upkeep with, looked gorgeous, and had a very pleasing and fun yet manageable amount of power for a new driver. I know almost everyone gives it shit for not being a "real mustang" for not having a V8 but I couldn't have been happier with it. I couldn't imagine a more ideal first car for someone who wants something sporty and reliable without having to break the bank either on initial cost or upkeep costs other than maybe a 350z or gt86.

[TopGearS]

19. My hero academia

So you are telling me to buy a Lamborghini Urraco?

[futurehofer]

"So go buy a Miata"
Well I am over 6ft and also broke and it doesnt sell where I live,

[slavkitsune]

"Oh and dont forget the Yugo!" This hits so hard because im from Ex-Yugoslavia. Nice video, bro!

[WanganTunedKeiCar]

Now, everytime I see a Zed-o-six on the street, I will imagine thick MS Paint eyebrows seemingly questioning the purpose of their existence.

[schnibbelhenry]

Woman: I identify as a man
Man: I identify as a Woman
Bladed Angel: *I IDENTIFY AS A CORVETTE*

[YourMom-yymw]

I know somebody who got a GTR in my school, He later ended up crashing it and traded it in for a Demon. If u can’t handle a car with 600hp then you definitely can’t handle a car with 840.

edit: wow thanks for somehow reaching 1k likes

[codewithzyn]

sir, you forgot the best car, made with the finest russian steel and love, a iron box, lawnmower engine, 4 tires, suspension, the LADA NIVA/ insert lada car here.

[lilgabriel]

“And if you’re a real fan of quirks and features my hero academia “😂 lol

[gregd]

I like this edgy Bladed. Your getting more serrated, yet he’s more knowledgeable and I’m enjoying it your content even more, keep going, mate!

[thisisardy]

The life lessons in your videos are literally amazing!

thank you so much