Kidnapping Car Salesmen (True Story)

So this guy's walking to his car when OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER GUY IN THE CAR AHHHH!!!

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[rexstocephirxiii]

"Don't tell the Canadians it'll make em jealous!" Perfect line.

[professorhaystacks]

Man inflation is getting bad. Hobo is asking for $7.99 now.

[Aliamner]

“This is my car”
“That’s a good attitude”

Fucking brilliant

[breg]

The door monster fandom has been indulged to truly dangerous levels this day.

[TorzyTheJer]

"She makes a mean pre-crime casserole." I love this character so much.

[Zeratulr]

- Do not indulge the fandom!
- Oh come on, a little bit, we'll be nice!
- Ok, indulge the fandom a little!
Oh yea, finnaly I'm watching it right after the sketch was published, nice feeling!

[lillyklein]

Did an actual, audible gasp when I saw The Beard in the thumbnail.

[Geeklord]

I honestly did not expect the return of "crazy bearded man" to blend so harmoniously with interdimensional warfare, but here we are. As usual, Door Monster is weird and amazing!

[wilhelm]

"Happens all the time, my buddy got snatched by someone who looks just like me"

This line implies that one of the Kyles or a different version of the hobo snatched the Framing Magician (most likely). The plot thickens

[backdoorproductions]

Okay there is way too much to comment on here:

1) JP is back!

2) I'm pretty sure the first part of this sketch is based on a story JP has told before on one of Door Monster's many excellent Podcasts, and I'm surprised it hasn't been turned into a hobo sketch before now. Edit: I'm a fool, this is primarily from a story Kyle told on OKWU (May 17, 2023, currently Patreon-only).

3) We finally meet the Kyle who escaped at the start of the Spiderman video.

and 4) As always, this follows the rule of "Every hobo sketch must raise more questions than it answers." I hope we don't meet the skinwalker any time soon.

Edit: also 5) Kyle saying "I thought I'd be better than this" is very in-character.

[scottdusenbery]

"A friend of mine got kidnapped by a guy who looks just like me and hasn't been seen since!" That is an amazing reference to the last hobo video where Jeffrey gets kidnapped by him, and the fact that Jeffrey hasn't been in any other skits since.

[belldrop]

JP looks older.
Hobo looks the same as ever.
Kyle proving time travel is real.

[bendonatier]

I just love the "I got a pedicure" gag. Glad he's treating himself, and our hobo just refuses to miss a beat.

[Fort_Master]

I should've known something was off about this whole exchange when the person the hobo was bothering wasn't Lebron.

[walterreynoldsthefourhundr]

I'm glad to see JP again, and have the continuation of both the Milk Saga and the Kyleverse

[Pink.andahalf]

The only character I've ever owned a plush of is back. Yes.

[durianthesleepy]

MoKap Kyle: I'm putting together a team
Hobo: I'm putting together a casserole.

[bevanfindlay]

I pity the viewer who gets recommended this channel by a friend and this is the first thing they see. They would be extremely confused. Even as a pretty longtime viewer, I felt like I only got about half of it. This is so meta it's insane.

Keep being weird, we love it.

[acompletelynormalhuman]

"I have a gun"
"Don't tell the Canadians you'll make them jealous"
Is probably my favorite line in any door monster sketch ever

[TheOnlyToblin]

Kyle: "That's pretty good!"

No. That was uncanny. Damn!