The Acolyte Episode 7 THE WORST DISNEY STAR WARS YET

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[bruhdon]

*turns into a smoke demon*

“Why did you stab me?”

[Skyline-fbjm]

I like how Trinity killed all the witches simultaneously by unplugging them from the Matrix. Very inspiring.

[edytaszafraniec]

I read somewhere that Acolyte (Disney SW) is like a creepy stranger wearing your dead friend's clothes (original SW) and pretending to be them.

[The_commenteer]

Failure of ONE
Failure of TWO
Failure of

[captainDJ]

How we got from Mando Season 1 to this in 2024 is an astronomical case that needs to be studied

[kdonig]

This story is the nightmare Anakin was having that woke him up in Revenge of the Sith. 100%

[perilouspizza]

I never thought I'd see the day where Theory ranks something lower than the sequel trilogy. I underestimated Disney's incompetence.

[cebo]

I allways thought “how deep your pocket book is” was a reference to how much money or connections you have. I didn’t know it was a sexual innuendo

[ВладСвистунов-ыж]

Feeling sad for actor who portraits Sol. The guy is a huge SW fan, even studied english to be part of his favorite franchise and they gave him a role (and he makes a pretty good job) in such poor series.

[Theoneandonlysnipergod]

Leslie headland pulled the "you think episode 3 was bad?" move

[ExpertAssassn]

I feel bad saying it, but even the actor for Sol (who I highly respect) clearly can not even act properly with this terrible writing.

[leeharris]

Revenge of the Sith : $114 million
The Acolyte : $180 million
Hmmm?? difference : $66 million
Coincidence?? or is it a clue to laundering order 66?? dollars!!

[nikobrien]

I hated this episode to a high degree but what KILLED me was the "Star Wars End Credit "Song". MY GOD WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!

[TheRealLurtz]

“The most sexual thing in Star Wars was Dexter” *my sexual awakening at slave leia exits chat*

[notgibbs]

Mae: *starts fire*

Mae a few seconds later: *OMG A FIRE!*

[zerkmerk]

The worst part was when anesaya tells sol "the jedi are going to destroy itself" before turning into a smoke demon, gets stabbed, then says "also I was going to let my daughter join thay group of people that are going to destroy itself"

[Pradonator]

This episode also delegitimized Torbin killing himself.

He did nothing to be guilty of. Sure, he ran off without backup to the coven. But Sol caught up to him. And once they climbed the mountain he only activated his lightsaber after the one coven mama raised her weapon.

And then he just deflected some arrows and got beat by the Wookie.

There's no reason for him to have drank that poison.

[AncestorEmpire]

SW fans since 2012:
This deal keeps getting worse all the time

[bigyoshi]

I’m proud of Sol, he killed that Dark Souls boss Aniseya when she was about to enter her phase 2. He also took down that awful parent Koril who encourages her daughter’s murderous anger, Sol’s the real hero!

[OneRedKraken]

"We need to find a way to give some depth to Torbin."

"Ok, maybe he's fed up of his assignment and wants to go home?"

"Oh, you mean like a kid who's homesick at summer camp?"

"Exactly!"

*HIVE FIVES ACROSS THE ROOM*