Can You Survive The Snail Assassin? | DanPlan Animated

Can you outsmart the immortal snail?

Animator: Kayla
Editor: green haired guy

This scenario of a snail assassin attempting to touch you while you remain immortal until contact is quite an old one from reddit. Lets see if Dan and Elias can outsmart in this dramatic over-the-top discussion on immortality, decay, snail abuse, and more.

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[stedmandrinkwater]

I love how Elias always finds a flaw in Daniels plan and just uses common sense in all the scenario.😂

[RED_XLR]

3:00 This scene he proposes about the metal box and concrete literally happens to an immortal in an anime called "To Your Eternity", but instead of concrete, it happens with molten lava or something like that, which of course cools off and solidifies. Still, the immortal dies and loses all brain power; he just becomes one with the box, but he is still technically immortal.

[KOCYK]

Dan: how do you fight a Snail Assassin.
Elias: Butler, Jar, Concrete, Ocean.
Dan: Something else?
Elias: i will live Forever.
Dan: We need to make this video longer.
Elias: Make The Snail Suffer

[dibunny]

8:07 "It's a snail, It's next move is crawl" Had me dying

[H.R.D.J]

The snail being able to teleport is a genuine thing. Like, have you ever seen a snail get to where you find it? No, it just flat out appears-

[charlesm]

That snail would probably suffer just as much trying to cross the ocean as it would suffocating in the box since it'd be in a lot of pain from the salt water

[jienuozhang]

0:05

Dan: There's a snail, slowly but firmly encroaching upon you from the door.
Elias: GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY-

7:58
Dan: You never know what the snail is scheming. It encroaches on you. You're never fully at peace because you never know what the snail's next move is... the psychological tension-
Also Elias: It's a snail. Its next move is crawl.

[toasterthedoge]

The snail will probably use it’s money and intelligence to make people build some kind of mech suit for them, and then just use the mech to trap you so it can crawl on your face

[YourAverageProgrammer]

"What's the best way to make sure it never touches you"
Look, I live in America, and you know the ratio of guns to people

[Hella]

I always love these videos because Elias is to real and funny with his answers😂

[Number__salesman_]

If I'm the snail, I simply live as a snail and let the human stress. Never know where is am. Live in constant fear. While I will be chilling on a flower

[MoofAloof]

“You’re immortal, and if the snail touches you, you die”
“I torture the snail.”
“Wh-“
“I put it in a little box, cement it, seal it, and yeet it into the ocean.”
“Wh-you want to torture the one thing that has the power to kill you?”
“Yes.”

[Name_]

The only issue with trapping the snail is that you have no idea when or if it can possibly come back. It’s immortal and you are too so inevitably something will occur to break it out of whatever prison, erosion or what not, however the snail would still be trapped for possibly thousands of years and take a while to reach you if it doesn’t hitch free rides. However that begs the question whether you want to live forever or not, or just live for a very long time too. You know it will eventually break free, it’s only a matter of time after all, time which you and the snail have an infinite amount of time of. You won’t know when it’s coming or how if you trap it. That’s the only drawback I can think of.

[idji]

I know the beefs dead for the most part but its really hard to even watch your videos with the plan3 channel and stephens lives being more entertaining with the rare guest appearances and knowing the split difference in personality really feels like a bad meeting with a celeb or something i just wish i had the same feelings i did when i found you guys now i just want to stick with wherever hosuhs comfortable

[Kingarior]

It's cool how green haired guy added subtitles for both people who like them and for deaf people.

[bheurk]

The original problem doesn't state that you even know where the snail is originally. That for me is a huge part of the problem.

[purpledevilr]

My thought is that people against immortality can’t have it both ways.
They can’t say it’d be boring after a while, and the pressure of the snail will break you psychologically. - that balances out the boredom.

[HeisenbergFam]

4:04 taking a million from an innocent snail is one of the greatest crimes you could commit

[MrOliPantz]

6:56 this is my favorite bit of this

E: "Why would I poke it? Guns."
D: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUNS?"
E: "I just get a shotgun an-"
D: "On a snail?"
E: "It's an immortal snail, and it's trying to kill me, and it has million bucks!"

[kamille]

Honestly the snail could communicate through typing. It would be difficult, but if it's intelligent it could figure it out, and then it just emails to hire a hitman or just order things online