Top 40 Jokes in the Bible - Don't Laugh Challenge Video!

David and Seth compete in a "Don't Laugh Challenge" this April Fool's Day with the Internet's best 20 Bible jokes plus 20 of our very own. What's your favorite Bible joke/pun? Answer in the comments!

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[looneyfarm]

The oldest computer was in the garden of Eden. It was an Apple 🍎 with very limited capacity. Had only 1 byte and everything crashed 😂

[hendrikfourie]

Who knew the most people in the Bible? I don’t know but Abraham knew a Lot😂

[andrewthomas]

Do you think when Moses saw the burning bush he was all like "no way " and the bush was all like "yhwh"

[benjaminblack]

Did you know Moses was the first person to use a tablet to download data from the cloud?
😂

[simplyfragrances]

What was Boaz before he was married??…… ruthless 😂

[OptionParty]

Adam came home late again.
Eve said "Is there another woman".
Adam said "No dear, count my ribs".

[fhram]

- Jesus, how do you like your steak?

- Well done my faithful servant, Well done.

[iluvBamMargera]

I am 73 years old and remember when a mouse was a little furry creature and a hard drive was when I went to see my mother-in-law

[valdez]

GOD: Cain, where is your brother?

Cain: He wasn't Abel to make it. 🤣🤣🤣

[unfathomablelove]

Why don't Jesus wear jewelries?

Because He breaks every chain. 😏

[bre_aaralyn]

I’m so thankful I’ve read my Bible enough to understand all of these 🤣

[DrinkYourNailPolish]

There was a faithful elderly woman who lived in a duplex.

Her next door neighbor was an angry atheist.

He could hear the elderly woman praying everyday and he hated it.

One day he heard her praying that she had no food and no money.

So he went to the store and bought her a week's worth of groceries. He said to himself "this will prove there is no God because I did all the shopping!!"

When he showed up at her doorstep with food she praised the Lord "thank you God for answering my prayers!" And the atheist said "God didn't do it I did!!"
And she praised God again saying "and you made your hater pay for it!!"

[upschutt]

Goliath's last thoughts: Nothing like this has ever entered my mind before

[sandraetubiebi]

How could the Son of Man afford to pay it all? Because Jesus saves!!!
That's my best🤣🤣🤣 Epic!

[scottgalloway]

I'm in hospital recovering from having my gallbladder removed, extreme abdominal pain, and I literally had to be given morphine for the joke, "Jesus is devine. We are debranches". I've paused the video at 2:18 for a time when I can proceed safely.

[b.c.fields]

Adam and his sons were walking by the garden and they asked him, "What is that place?" and he said, "That's where your mother ate us out of house and home".

[inforceclips]

Not my jokes:
1. Moses was the first person to download information on a tablet from the cloud.
2. Noah sent out the world's first tweet.
3. Boaz was Ruth-less before he got married

[upschutt]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes Who?
Dishes the day the Lord has made. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettus.
Lettus who?
Lettus rejoice and be glad in it.

[changegears]

Did you know the disciples actually traveled together by car? Yeah, they all came in one Accord. 🥁

[BetterDayComing]

Oh my word, this is my first time watching you guys and I'm cracking up! It's Monday, March 18, 2024. April 1st is my son's birthday. He died at age 11. If he were here he would be laughing so hard, because he had such a great sense of humor! Thanks for the joy this a.m.!