If Cornell University Was a Girl in 30 Seconds

If Cornell was a girl, these would be her traits. For those of you who don't know, Cornell University is a prestigious, Ivy League school located in the East coast. Just like the temperature there, Cornell's acceptance rate is in the negatives.

If you're reading this, hi! I'm ShivVZG, a sophomore at the University of Southern California. I'm on a journey to critique every single aspect of the educational system in a satirical and playful manner.

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[ShivVZG]

Which university should I do next? ; )

[Brogle]

People out here trying to find anime waifus, but I’m tryna get college waifus

[LoremasterLiberaster]

I remember pouring hours into my confession letter, but she ended up rejecting me

[sophi]

"Mainly because shes insecure"
😂😂

[adimehta]

oh dang im here 5 mins after the video was posted lol

[deeptivajapey]

Keep it up, Shiv! I love your work.
“SHE WILL TERMINATE YOU”
😂

[electoralhq]

She’s also amazing at Industrial Labor Relations.

[roxannereyes]

Proud Cornellian studying agriculture and I can agree with a lot of things in this video 🤣

[sunsetinseoul]

"She'll terminate you."

Oh.

[MrUnknownuser]

All humor aside, this is serious. If colleges and their students are so tied to their image instead of themselves, there's a problem.

[aikopeterson]

I like the song in your outros, it’s very motivating lol 🤙🏻

[nehaanish]

Dude, your videos are so funny!Very creative, hope your channel grows faster each and every day!Amazing content!

[sabnaraifanabil]

My recommendation :
- if colleges were a boy
- if Caltech/Brown/UCB/UCLA was a girl

[wisteria]

Looking at her personification, It’s actually kinda sad but creative

[Bananapocalypse]

I know so far youve been doing big college names but it would be fun to watch videos of community colleges (as a whole, no individual one).

[exoticcats]

Don’t worry I’ll never be able to cheat with the other Ivy League girls because I don’t have something called money

[angrycaprisun]

Andy punches this like he did in that wall

[futbusi]

do an univ of Miami one bro( i love this "series" btw) cheers from Brazil

[yash]

the last lines of these videos flow over my head....

[jerryberry]

"Shell make you go broke" lmaooo