Aphrodite has an idea

#mythology #aphrodite #eros #hades #persephone #onesidedlove #toywithemotions #percyjackson

[smoothybooty]

Aphrodite is basically a fanfiction reader who wants her ships to sail.

[soacecase]

Eros: Isn’t she his niece?
Me, who suffered through fifth grade Greek mythology class: Well.... when did that ever matter? 🤨🤔

[lapislazoli]

Well from what I've seen it actually worked out because those are the only two with a stable relationship

[kylecyrus]

Oddly enough, this ended up with the most functional couple in the family.

[isaacorr]

And then he shot both Hades and Persephone

[cool]

"Everyone knows love stories are more fun when the feelings are COMPLETELY one sided!" Well that explains why she was so against Eros and Psyche

[CJCroen]

(Later...)
Aphrodite: Eros, you seriously screwed up.
Eros: How?
Aphrodite: Their love isn't one-sided anymore! Now they're boring again!
Eros: (sigh)

[omegaalphide]

I would've laughed if hera was yelling at Zues in the background when Eros said "Yeah, not like we dont have any drama"

[degenerateweeb]

Yo Aphrodite, I think that you’ve been reading too much fanfic

[adam-dnhi]

Aphrodite: everybody khows love stories are the most intresting when ther 1 sided
Me: are you japanese or something? I think aphrodite watched way to much romance anime

[redbark]

"Isn't she his niece?"

Brave words from a guy whose parents are siblings

[TombNGloom]

eros: Mom you really need to stop giving love advice, why would I do that?
Aphrodite: *beacuse I said so*

[gabrieldossantossanta]

"because he's never being in love and i'm bored" thinking of how unlucky i am, i can see Eros shooting me just because his mother is bored😂

[bloxxerboy]

Eros. Arrows. They sound the same. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[madamedragon]

Aphrodite being bored is a scary thing indeed

[animeotaku]

Eros: Isn’t she his niece?
Aphrodite: Well, Zeus married his sister, so incest isn’t that big of a deal in this family.

[kamaunosakhere]

Aphrodite with her “fun love stories” ideals really made adolescence hard

[amazon]

Eros: well I'm a primodial being even Zues fears.

Eros being the titan,

[justinpatterson]

Cause some drama... Yes, because we need more of that *sarcasm*

[Aceshot-uuyx]

Eros one of the few sensible gods of the pantheon