Is THIS the worst curse in D&D?

#dnd #dnd5e #dungeonsanddragons
how would your D&D party react to something like this? whats the weirdest thing to happen to you in your dungeons and dragons games?

[EVERYTHINGELSEWASTAKEN]

Instead of another guy with a tuba another person shows up with another instrument so they end up getting music for boss fights

[altonblue]

How to turn this around to your own advantage... Request the Tuba Players play epic battle music during fights

[smnio]

No no
Every time you kill one, they return the next day with a friend carrying a different instrument

[dursty]

"you have a tuba following you"
"i hit it with my sword."
"now it's a threeba"
"uh... i hit it again?"
"okay. now it's a fourba."
"wizard, cast fireball on these things!"
"fiveba. wanna keep going?"

[exteriorhen]

It's just Stewie playing the tuba behind the team and it removes all possibilities of stealth or concentration 😂😂😂

[LordKatame]

A blessing and a curse are fundamentally the same

And this sounds like a blessing

[happnoop]

That is a GREAT IDEA for Thematic music!! And it would be something they could roleplay with too!!

[Aizawa_Shouta_]

Ok but also attempts to break the curse would only make it worse and add different instruments.

[thereluctantvirgo]

you would need to find some obnocus tuba song to have on repeat then

[Chocobyter]

God this is the best D&D idea ever

[Synthetase]

So a freegen army and unlimited food rations?

[frivolousbread]

So what's the negative... all I hear is a lot of meat shields... well I cant hear much but neither can the enemies lol

[supersheep]

im making a cursed item that does this, they will never see it coming

[NEWGHOST]

Alternatively you make so many that it becomes impossible to be attacked by foes cuz there is a wall od tubaplayers

[Drakedragonknight]

But what if we kill them enough use them as body Shields against Monsters

[nvfury]

Using Family Guy gags as inspiration I see.

[ДмитроПрищепа-дя]

Ah yes, The Grim Orchestra curse. If you listen long enough, you can hear the hellish cries of the souls of your victims aimlessly drifting through the Purgatory (take 1d6 psychic damage every hour of uninterrupted listening if you have killed anyone previously).

Who are the Tuba musicians, why do they never answer any questions and never stop playing the Tuba?

Even to eat...
Even to breath...
Even to blink...



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[joshuawiley]

I'm not sure you know what awful means, that's more awesome or beautiful

[gamemasternintendoo]

So you’re saying they’d be followed around by Stewie Griffin?😊