shinji fails to grasp the concept of homosexuality

[suoerfucker]

"wanna hangout?" "I'm not gay"

[poprocks]

Kaworu: i love you
Shinji: but I’m not a girl

[sayumidalpathadu]

So basically Shinji's logic is that it's gay to have tea with your bro but it's not to get in the hot tub and hold hands with them

[alemations]

"Fellas, is it gay to drink tea?"

[whateverland]

"I'm not a girl" is the new "I have a boyfriend"

[peterodactyl]

Kaji: Have tea with me
Shinji: I'm NoT a GiRL

Kaworu: let's bath together?
Shinji: you son of a bitch, I'm in

[bubblebeampiplup]

“But I’m not a girl.”

Kaworu: Oh that won't be a problem.

[sasukesbussy]

He figured it out real quick with Kaworu

[noranomics]

Bro was really like “have tea with me” only to be told “Tea? That’s pretty gay” by the fruitiest child I have ever laid eyes upon

[zsvntt]

Shinji: “But I’m not a girl.”
Kaworu: "That's the whole point."

[gatotsu]

Oh boy I just love super literal scripts and line readings

[spcy]

i love how he says “i’m not a girl” but leaves out the “i’m a child” 💀💀💀

[canibuyyouadrinkcupotea]

Sooo, can I buy you a drink? Cup o' tea?

[kingusernamelxixthemagnificent]

"Like you aren't gay!"
-"A boy, as in, a minor."
"Where's your pickaxe, miner?"

[TSUtauSeries]

Shinji spends his whole life trying to prove he isnt a bottom only to fail over and over again

[randairp]

I love this line and Shinji’s face because he’s insulting Kaji for actually suggesting something that isn’t preying on women

[carrotpl]

*but i'm not a girl.*

_Shinji Ikari ladies and gentlemen. Shinji Ikari._

[iluvsonicxshadow]

I love Shinji's delivery he sounds so fucking bored and done lmao

[ygbrutt]

shinji will say “im not gay” after performing the worlds fruitiest little walk

[sayandeepbiswas]

*Kaji: "have tea with me, it'll be fun"*
*Shinji: "I am not a girl🗿"*
*Kaworu: "let's go and have a bath"*
*Shinji: blush😳*