The Worst Hunger Games Contestant

[alexotlthegreat]

The hunger games needs a safety audit. Look at all these deaths!! Could somebody call Mason??

[keithtx]

"Is it too late to unvolunteer?"
At least he's asking the right questions...
not that it matters anyway

[antidotebrain]

Pro tip, don't partner up with your friend and hope you don't have to kill her yourself.

[PercabethIsMyLife]

The fact that his dad was a tribute *who died* in the games, that means his dad was a teen and left a pregnant girlfriend back home. Dark backstory, love it

[Nightshade]

District 1 tributes are actually chosen after they volunteer. Cause they have so many volunteers every year, so the trainers choose the best male and female tributes for that year

[luispietruck]

District 1 is a career district so his odds shouldn't be too bad😂

[arunimaverma]

the implication that his father was essentialy a teen dad who had to leave behind a kid and his baby mama to compete in a game to the death and die gruesomely only for his kid to volunteer like an idiot

[gamerman]

Aren't the competitors in the Hunger Games kids? And no one tell Sparkles that his best friend looks to much like him. His dad must been busy during his final day before leaving.

[fantastic_fiona]

“Hi, my name is Sparkles.”
OMG SO ACCURATE 😭

[ManaLaDeDa]

"I don't know what I'd do without her"
Oh, BUDDY ya better find out quick, LOL!!

[I.Read.The.Hobbit.In.]

“Sparkles” being the District One name gives major “The girl with the arrows, Glimmer I hear someone call her--Ugh, the names the people in District 1 give their kids are so ridiculous--anyway Glimmer-“ vibes

[I.d.t.t]

‘’My dad was a tribute he died and now I have a step dad’’

[Deedoo_r]

if his dad was a tribute, that's means his dad knocked up his mom before the age of 18

[frogpaste]

"If I get some handrails, I'll be unstoppable."

[crowssman]

Mason would be shocked to see all these platforms without handrails. I think it’s high time for president Snow to order a safety audit!

[nevermindthe]

😂🤣 "Ripped apart by a pack of hounds that just happened to be going by" 👏👏

[emiliajimenez]

They should call Mason.. They have so many safety issues with so many people dying there! They need a safety audit immediately

[BoredomNoises]

just an advice, Sparkle.

Beware of Silvia and her deathberries.

[TaeSunWoo]

Like it has to be so strange being raised in Career Districts. Like you’re being raised and trained as future celebrity of the games next to your sibling, friend, fam, bf/gf who could also be your future killer or victim

[CaptnTBag-X]

Weeelll... Dad died, he'll die, seems like a family tradition starting