Pocket Knife: Expectation vs Reality #shorts

I’m a frayed knot #shorts

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[RyanNelson]

Nothing seems more like a Wisconsin guy than this...

[NoCampDad]

Last scene should have been him throwing his new knife in a drawer with another 50 knives and then him online ordering yet another must have knife.

[daniellamere]

You brought back the Frayed Knot joke.. haven't heard that one in years.. !

[nanoglitch]

This reminds me of when Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes fame) was daydreaming all day about the propeller beanie he ordered vs the disappointing reality of when he finally got it.

[briangonigal]

That is exactly 100% my experience, to the point where I can almost no longer imagine how I ever managed to open the Amazon package that had my pocket knife in it.

[TrenchSetter]

Very accurate. I used to think I was the expectation

[WaywardPondering]

Me as a kid getting my first pocket knife in Cub Scouts and looking for any reason to use it. Meanwhile my mom is lecturing me on how it isn’t a toy and giving death stares at my grandfather for giving it to me. Did I cut me finger before the day ended, yes. Did I hide said cut from my mom, also yes.

[christinebubb]

Back in the pre-TSA days my pop-pop drove us to the airport and was going to wait with us at the gate. Going through security then, emptying his pockets, he had about $14 in loose change and like a 7" pocket knife. Did he get to just put it all back in his pockets and wait with us? Sure did

[GINeric_]

That moment when you fought off a bear, crafted a mandolin scratch, and escaped being held hostage but haven't opened a package

[cyndankit]

lmao, the most used feature on my swiss army knife is the bottle opener

[Cavemanner]

I used to get genuinely excited any time I had a reason to use my pocket knife for anything other than opening packages lol. Then I moved out onto a farm, and it gets used literally every day for something. Helped me understand the difference between a well-made one and a good looking one real quick lmao.

[puncheanman]

Unfortunately, a pocket knife does not in fact make you an action movie protagonist

[aeiou]

The "I'm a frayed knot" line goes so hard 🔥🔥🔥

[SaintMcFoye]

Girl: Hi. I'm Amanda Lynn.
Whittled Instrument: Me too!

[minnybiker]

I recently used mine to divide a premade pizza dough portion into 2. Epic.

[MarEXksz]

I once had a friend that would carry up to 5 maybe 7 pocket knives. All hidden and stashed in his casual outfit.

[PeppeRouniKenshin]

So true though as I guy who collects all sorts of knives... I do two things... look and admire them, and cut open packages 😅

[angryarchitect]

I use my knife to cut labels off of new clothes 😅

[ashtonlarson]

Takes me back to the glory days as a new Boy Scout

[Infernova]

This is too true. And everytime I've cussed over not having it, has been when I've been opening a box.