SCP-682 VS SCP-702

SCP-682 VS SCP-702 is a face-off between The Hard to Kill Reptile and The Trader's Residence. Who will win? Watch and find out!

#shorts

[WorldWeave]

“Gaseous lving embodiment of the ‘trade offer’ meme” I guess that’s one way to describe an scp in under three seconds

[slashercat]

imagine being sold to some sketchy entity and you're so annoying that they give you back

[shadowki]

702: here take your stupid lizard back
Researcher: i guess you'll want the parakeet back then?
702: you can keep it as long as you take back the lizard

[theonaicker]

I'd like to imagine that they managed to tie a bow on 682

[ArchviumLiminalium]

Trade offer

I receive: 10-15 minutes of your time each day
You receive: a complicated Scp made in a easy to understand for, at on the daily basis.

[freedomstar]

Well, at least one of the Doctors got a new pet.

[Jerwas]

This is literally Dutch Man giving back SpongeBob

[Dr.C.Shadow]

Bright should wish from 3063 that 682 is dead. Then they're probably rid of it for 6 years, 6 months and 6 days. It could go on like this if 682 does not know how to protect itself from it.

[slowlylosingmysanity]

"alright youre mine now and this is your home"
**30 minutes later**
"Hey! Hey! Stop get out of there! What are you doing. THATS NOT FOOD PUT THAT DOWN"
"You are more trouble than youre worth"

[sivellaxd]

Yanno the fact that getting rid of the hard to destroy reptile by trading it to a mystic entity for a parakeet was more successful than pitting it against other deadly anomalies is really something.

If only that child who only finishes the job halfway managed to finish him off... All they have to do is ask her to do it again and to ignore the reptile for like an hr since it took her like 10 mins or less to almost kill em....

[nycky]

First time 702 scammed the scp foundation with a parrot💀

[Antiquirom]

“Just finessed a parakeet of off SCP-702 🥱🥶”

[The_ordinary_car_guy]

Just leave 682 alone and just keep him in the containment cell and let him just chill

[KlaxontheImpailr]

They should feed 682 some meat from the reconstructive maggots, it would be much easier to contain if it had the mind of a fly.

[glebnekrasov]

Imagine it trading 682, and giving scientists a rickroll.

[nimated]

trade offer
you receive 682
i receive a bird

[User-tncm]

I have an idea but it will require a sacrifice: First give 682 to 702 and then destroy 702 before it can return 682. Man that's... kinda cruel so let's not try that

[zoruatricksta]

I know this would be utter chaos...

682 vs 056

[blamb]

I think that's fair I'd return it too.

[TamaTsuki]

They should put 682 on Keter Duty, that SCP seems to have a good handle on how to take care of anomalies