Would you survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

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During a recent Project Zomboid livestream, I answered whether I think I would survive a real life zombie apocalypse...

[BiggestBaddestBeaver]

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[rmqjmbb]

Having the Random Zombies mod situation in a zombie pandemic would certainly fuck over many of us.

[GlennPranata]

In a zombie apocalypse, walking zombies are least trouble you'll face. It's always the other humans that reduce your survival chance from 90% to 9%

[Weegie]

If we get a left 4 dead zombie apocalypse, we are all screwed

[lazygamer]

Sadly I lack the number 1 rule of a zombie apocalypse. Cardio.

[KawatanGaming]

If the zombies decay like normal dead people, just outlast them.

[shrkhs]

"We're gonna be chill"
*Seeing a Volatile sprint right to your house at 70 km/h*

[Retinatizm]

Not to mention, over time, the zombies would just end up rotting to nothing. All it takes is time, patience, and some basic survival skills

[sushiwithagun]

People don't realize it's all a battle of attrition because eventually the bodies would decompose so much that it would be too weak and collapse, zombies wouldn't be able to move after a few months

[JoJoGaminG]

In a zombie apocalypse, you only really have to survive for like half a year. In winter the tissue would literally just freeze until it breaks of and in summer the remaining tissue would fall of the bones due to rotting.

[diegochavez]

As we saw in TWD, the problem wouldn't be the zombies per se, it would be other survivors

[RagingBuffalo]

Method of infection is honestly more important because things like mosquitoes and ticks exist and that’s two of the methods of infection most commonly depicted

[BurtisCurt]

“We’re chillin”
The zombies grabbing his backpack:

[lotus]

Dying Light Volatiles: *Your free trial of existence has ended*

[liamgriffin]

i literally made drunk plans for different causes of the zombie viruses most ended with me in the arctic circle with improvised firearms and explosives

[libertyprime]

It doesn't matter how dangerous the zombies are, if you don't know how to farm or find clean water you're dead within the week.

[endlessnoodle]

It's mainly about zombie intelligence. If they're TWD-stupid - not even runners would be too much of a problem, cause irl they'd be way more limited by biology anyway.
If they're sentient on a Crossed level - fuck that, I'm pulling a Cobain on day 1.

[rodrodrodrodrod]

My family knows a guy who would 100% survive a zombie apocalypse if he survived day one, the guy is an expert at shooting, is a locksmith, can hunt and prepare food from stuff he has hunted and he can unlock cars as well. He has more skills I haven’t mentioned but basically he has maxed out the survival skill tree

[Dio.Marshall]

The thing that everyone keeps forgetting is that there's no way the military could get overrun by zombies. Realistically, you're telling me that a walking corpse, will take down a highly trained armed officer?
Even if, let say the walkers took over a whole city before the higher ups could do anything. These soldiers would clean it up in a matter of days.
I like the idea of an apocalypse but i kinda get annoyed when i hear people talking about how it gonna happen one day. No it won't.

Wow that was quite the rant

[Riccccccc]

Resident Evil zombie durability + WWZ sprint = rip humanity