In Germany we don’t say

Compilation of my “In Germany we don’t say” videos

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[Minastir]

As a Finnish person I never realized how much alike we are to Germans.

[malte]

In Germany we don't say: You cannot park here.
We say: Widerrechtlich geparkte Fahrzeuge werden kostenpflichtig abgeschleppt.

[alessiocarciu]

I went to a german school, and the, ,Wenn ich dich um 3 Uhr nachts frage muss das wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen“ ist amazingly accurate! They often said this to their students!

[bufnita]

In Germany we don't say: "I have a hangover from yesterday, I prefere to stay in bed, so I can't work!"
We say:
"Wer feiern kann, der kann auch arbeiten!"

[sv]

"Kein Bier vor Vier" bezieht sich in Deutschland nicht auf die Uhrzeit sondern aufs Alter

[aldandurp.]

My Aunt and Uncle share their bread buns every weekend-breakfast. After like 25 years, they realized that both always ate the side tey liked less, because they just assumed the other one also preferred that half. Gives them a chuckle now every time they eat breakfast together

[merlingo]

In Germaney wie don't say: Oh, the medicene does not taste so good!
We say: MUSS NICHT SCHMECKEN, MUSS WIRKEN!!!

[Sonja]

The "Räum- und Streupflicht"-bit just killed me 😂😂😂

[k.r.]

0:20 actually we say "Es gibt kein schlechtes Wetter, nur falsche Kleidung."

[DerMilko]

In Germany we don't say: "that was great!"
We say: "beschweren kann man sich da eher weniger."

[cavegamer]

In German we don't say "Wow delicious!" we say "Kann man essen" (it's edible)

[GigiSupreme]

I was stationed in Germany for 5 years and you make me miss it so much! These are so accurate and so great! 😂👏👏👏

[sophietaylor]

The "Ist eine Abkürzung, vertrau mir" is so accurate🤣

[TheBnkers_]

I´m learning German better with this man than doulingo 😂

[arnonuhm]

In Germany we don't say: "Maybe you got me wrong, but I will try to explain my point of view again"
We say: "Isso!"

[kewa_design]

"Ab 6Uhr besteht eine Räum - und Streupflicht" bin gestorben vor lachen 😂

[realtk]

As a German, I can confirm this is one of the most relatable videos Ive ever seen.

Edit: Thx for 2, 5k Likes

[girlfromgermany]

In Germany we don't say: "Really good job! Well done, thank you!"
We say: "Nicht gemeckert ist genug gelobt."

[utereinbeck]

Guten Morgen, Liam. 😊
Deine Videos sind große Klasse 😂, ich schrei mich weg vor Lachen, was in der dunklen Jahreszeit sonst eher selten bei mir passiert.
1000 Dank, daß Du so einen mega coolen Humor hast 😃

[jansolo]

A nice mix of „a bit over the top“ and absolutely accurate. Thank you for making my day!😊