In Germany we don’t say 🇩🇪

Some of my best In Germany we don’t say series from tiktok! More coming soon 👀

[liamcarps]

If you want the English translations follow my Instagram @liamcarps I have them all there 🇬🇧🇩🇪

[moawik]

The "So" and then run away is so accurate

[Dominian]

In Germany we don't say: "Nice roomy place you got here. I love the high ceilings!"
We say: "Oha, die Heizkostenrechnung will ich aber nicht bezahlen müssen."

[PhrNoBr]

An Austrian friend once explained the phenomenon of "Nachtisch geht immer" with the existence of a "Dessertmagen", a second stomach with infinite capacity reserved for only sweet stuff.

[zoosaurus]

In Germany we don’t say "of course you can go and use the restroom"
We say "Ich weiß nicht ob du kannst, aber du darfst"

[JohannesBarop]

In Germany we say "Tja"

Missed your tain? "Tja."
Broke your leg? "Tja."
Your significant other didn't show up for the wedding? "Tja."
Apocalypse? "Tja".

[Mediaevalist]

Don't forget honking at the car in front of you 0.5 seconds after the traffic lights turned green while shouting "Grüner wird's nicht!!!"

[ThisRandomGuyYouDidntNotice]

biggest compliment of a german reviewing your work? "nichts auszusetzen - I have nothing to complain about" 😂

[lunathemoon]

The "Nachtisch geht immer" is incredibly accurate

[acecrono]

In germany we don't say: "wow, you did a great job, I appreciate your work and I'm proud of you. We say: "Da kann man nit meckern"

[rmartin]

Absolutely hilarious Liam. The way your expression changes when switching from English to German just cracks me up. 😁

[arthurkaiser]

Junge, Du bist Kult! Ich lache mich fast jedes mal kaputt über uns Deutschen. Du hast wirklich Talent! Habe schon hunderte Deiner Filme gesehen. Und es wird einfach nicht langweilig und ist immer sehr unterhaltsam und lustig "in den Spiegel zu schauen""!

[tom_wuba]

"willst du mein steuerlicher Vorteil sein" 🤣🤣🤣

[justsomekirbowithoutamusta]

In Germany we don't say: That was a little inappropriate, wasn't it?
We say: SAMMA

[grimas]

In Germany we don't say: "You did a good job. We are ending your probationary period." We say: "We don't see a reason for your termination."

[charlesphirpo]

"so!" - my all time favorite 😆 the guy is a keen observer

[jannisk]

In Germany we don't say: "Wow, how impressive your work is! This is truly extraordinary, well done!" We say: "Nicht schlecht."

[simx]

"Alles unter 200 ist Verkehrsbehinderung!" so wahr 😂

[guidobaron]

So wonderful! I love your way of caricaturing Germany. Fortunately, our sense of humour in Germany is better than is commonly said.:-)

[novaleeschulz]

In Germany we don’t say: You did a great job, I really appreciate your work, you truly have talent mate !
We say: Keine Kritik ist Lob genug !