🍑 Astarion about Virgins 👀 ( funny quote )/ Baldur's Gate 3 #shorts 🍩

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🍑 Astarion about Virgins 👀 ( funny quote )/ Baldur's Gate 3 #shorts 🍩
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[geislar]

Such a wholesome guy that Astarion, he just wants cuddles. No expectation of sex. Maybe a nibble or two, but no hankypanky.

[cassandrabelyeu]

I think Astarion has sexual trauma, so if they’re still a virgin in the morning, it means he feels safe.

[lazynoodle]

I see that this person decided to put everyone in slutty outfits and i respect that

[rachelclaw]

"Can we kill this god now?" I fucking love D&D

[ceren]

Well Astarion is a victim of s*xual assault. If you romance him, you can see he dont like this kind of things deep down. He just does and try to forget. In this scene i think he refers this.

[Akiraspin]

"Mom, can we have Bhaal, The Lord of Murder?"
"We have Bhaal, The Bloody Handed One at home."
Bhaal, The Sovereign of Serial Killers at home:

[Zandalorscat]

Hang on, why are they still virgins when they wake up with him? 😂

[freazyknight]

I didn't even talk to them. I saw fish doing crazy cult stuff and started shooting.

[Nexavious]

Every time I see a video on BG3, I find something I missed in my 110 hour playthrough.

[spoonyluv]

Damn Astarion the thirst king of the party.

[CMGRL]

If they want blood, as a woman if he's willing to wait a bit there's an easy source

[mooncow-io]

Did….did you put a collar on Astarion….the man who escaped slavery?!!! 😭😭😭😂

[AnomalousNormie]

Aww, he just wants snuggles!
Where my fellow cuddly asexuals at?!

[jacobmosovich]

Casually talking about killing a god right in front of him lol

[samf.s.]

Modding Tav into this fish has to be one of the most hilarious BG3 mods ever 😂

[_burningshadow_]

At least somebody out there has an appreciation for us male virgins

[minsugagenius]

I bought the Astarion cards. I showed them to my mom and she went "It's from a video game? Too bad it isn't from a movie. It looks interesting". I was like "OOO YOU THINK ASTARION LOOKS INTERESTING?? 🙈🤭". She also called Neil Newbon, the voice actor for Astarion, handsome. She finally has some taste LMAO

[Thytiny]

Wait you can talk to these guys..? I may have... preemptively attacked them

[AzukisS]

Astarion is the best companion aside Karlach. I love how moody and sassy he can be.
PS: He rejected my Tiefling character with an "Ew no"
💀💀💀

[himesilva]

At first I was like "aw Astarion not cool" but if he _wakes up_ with them and they're still a virgin then I'm pretty sure he's talking about blood or something? Definitely a bait sounding line but I think the writer was being subtle 🤔