President George W. Bush Plays “Bushism or Not?”

Former President George W. Bush has been known to make the occasional verbal gaffe. He’s actually made so many, there’s even a name for them – “Bushisms.” We wondered if he could remember them so to test his recollection of the many funny things he has said, we play a game called “Bushism or Not?”

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[lorrainea]

Surprised they didn’t use the quote “ Most of our imports come from other countries” Lol

[StoneBubbles]

My favorite:
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we.
They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we.”

[w]

Bush tolerating Kimmel is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while 😂

[lennon]

my favorite bushism was when he lied about weapons of mass destruction and started a never ending war haha that one was so funny

[TheTeresamori]

But he didn’t do the fool me once one. That my favorite

[cbalano]

I remember there was a website back in the day. In an entry field you would write a normal sentence of your choice, then next to it there was a button labeled "Bushify". As you pressed the button, the words written became scrambled and mangled to form a sentence that president Bush could have said using those words - hilarious.

[totallyaccuratebotansimula]

"humans and fish can coexist peacefully". Sounds like James Cameron's next Avatar movie underwater edition.

[junayedalam]

"Thank You, Your Holiness, Awesome Speech"

[DMacy]

“One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.” - Donald J. Trump

[ashums]

I love how he can laugh at himself, he's hilarious.

[aidanjackson]

"Thank You, Your Holiness, Awesome Speech"-my senior quote

[darshin]

He’s legitimately so hilarious unintentionally

[ronnyshama]

"Fade into Bolivian" Hahahahaha that one got me the most😹

[dayeeoliver]

"Shoe me once, shoes on you. shoe me twice I'm keeping those shoes"
Can someone tell me who said that?

[r.mcdonnell]

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test

Love him or hate him, he's speaking straight facts

[cvdtzrn]

Well, at least he has a sense of humor, unlike other war criminals.

[mrfayetteville]

Jimmy Kimmel and George are good people that we should totally trust 🤣 they definitely have our best interests at heart

[benzellfloyd]

Was not a fan of him as a President, but he seems like a wonderfully likable person. I would love to meet him one day.

[chrissteed]

I love Jimmy’s response of, “Except for sharks.”
Fluency in English is still a Bushism.
I love the Yogi Berra quote.

[hellobello]

Glad to see he has a sense of humor about himself.