If Everyone Is Hiring, Why Can Nobody Get A Job?

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[taylor]

Companies acting like hot girls on tinder

[tapewormrage]

Politician: “We’ve created millions of new jobs!”

The jobs:

[KruzIonblood]

I should've gotten a job 20 years ago instead of being 5 years old.

[comentrz]

Its because employers refuse to train people. There is no worker shortage. There is a shortage of cheap labour.

[fireiceduet]

Because employers keep on asking for 3-8 years of experience for entry level positions, and pay peanuts for it.

[emmafrost]

The ‘70s:
“I’d like to apply for a job, please?”
“You have a pulse! You’re hired! Are you wearing a tie? Clearly you’re management material!”

Today: “I have a master’s degree and speak three languages.”
“We also require three years of experience!”
“But this is an entry level job!”
“Please leave before I call the police!”

[phoqueme]

"Im sorry your child's application for kindergarten has been denied, he does not meet the minimum 2+ year experience required, good luck in your search" that's how idiotic "entry level experience" sounds

[HectorDiabolucus]

Job hunting has turned into a dating app, with the same results.

[bonginkosishabangu]

"Finding a Job is a full-time JOB"

[ChrisHY]

Young people: Not enough experience to get the job. Old people: Overqualified for the amount they want to pay you.

[iRunKids]

Remember when Disney brought in a bunch of H1B Visa workers from India & Bangladesh and had their people, most of whom worked there for decades, train their replacements if they wanted to keep their bonuses? Why pay full price for an American employee when you can get a foreigner for a fraction of the price, and if they complain about anything you can threaten them with deportation!

[jamesmarkcabral]

Un-paid internships should be a human rights violation.

[planetbob]

"Just walk into the building, find the manager, give him a firm handshake and ask for a job."
"That may have worked in your days but if I try that today, best case they'll tell me to fill out an online application, worst case they'll call security."

[drrocketman]

"Entry-level job" means no experience required. This is something a 16 year old can do.
"3 years experience required" isn't entry-level.

[chimera_]

Basically its "If you are not exactly like me and arent smiling 24/7 you cant work here." 🤷🏽‍♂️

[maciej]

HR departments ruined everything.
Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

[alessiot]

If employers can lie on job offers than it's fair to lie about one's number of skills and years of experience

[gxngbjq]

#1: Corporations are NOT your friends. You are a disposable tool of convenience.
#2: Professional resume writers were, and still are, a thing.
#3: Corporations are NOT your friends. You are a disposable tool of convenience.

[marka]

Boomers born at the right place at the right time.

[kcato]

They want 5 years experience, a bachelor's, and certification for $20 an hour...