If leading Every Guild in Skyrim were Realistic

In Skyrim you can become Leader of the Thieves Guild, The Companions, The Dark Brotherhood and The College of Winterhold. Somehow these factions manage to stay running. This skit takes a more... immersive approach to this topic.

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[secondarytrollaccount]

That n'wah dope as hell. If you expel him ima kill you.

[ziggydoesstardust]

I love how the college presented him a problem. And he used the thieves guild and dark brotherhood to solve it🤣if only

[Ledecral]

Love how accurate the companions are. They literally tell you several times that the harbinger is just an advisor, and everybody just does whatever.

[boonana]

I think the college needs to be more concerned about the fact that the entire building is standing on a toothpick rather than the deterioration of the bridge

[YourWaywardDestiny]

"Fix the bridge? Nah, that's a hazing thing." Finally, someone gets it.

[pleasantdemoss]

It’s genuinely really impressive how good this stuff is considering it’s just one guy in a few locations and a couple outfits.

[tigereyes]

"This really is just a frat, huh?" Has me fucking dying of laughter. Plus Nazir just telling people to lie to their leader is deadass hilarious. 'Oh you accidentally ruined your life, come with me. I got you an easy job.' And J'zargo is the coolest companion.

[litterlakegangexe]

Kodlak Whitemane: Spent years trying to undo his deal with Hircine, and cure his lycanthropy, so his soul could live for eternity in Sovngarde
Dragonborn after meeting Serana: I'm not a werewolf anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[gadman]

"Send them to a mine or a ruin to research there."
"We would. It's just all of those caves and ruins have been cleared out."
"By who?!"
"By you..."
"Oh. That's right."
This is very much true to form in a Skyrim playthrough.

[akafiend]

"You did this on purpose?" that encouraging nod killed me 🤣

[usmcbromell]

This man really embodied Sheogorath, laughed at the Elder Scroll then gave him Mehrunes Razor.

[Immopimmo]

I like how the companions are just this bunch of chill fratboys

[Otterdisappointment]

Leading every guild should make you a powerful oligarch

[GermDGator]

I love how when you brought up J’zargo, I thought, “he probably killed someone”. Well done on this skit. It’s absolutely hilarious.

[Idkbadwithnames]

that wolf party is about to leave a ton dead bodies in the street

[derangedstove]

I love that there was nothing for being the Lord of Volkihar they have enough blood to last another century, the sun is draining my health was really funny too good work!

[ninjaman]

The companions really just run itself, so they either killing or chilling.

[Tony]

"Man... Why does everything fall on me?" That's why I stick to one faction in Skyrim.

[BDf]

You need to talk to the blades and have them ask you if you killed paarthurnax

[jdkelley]

That was good, I wish they did more with the guilds after you took them over in game. That was a great video idea, Could you do one about being the Thane of every Hold of Skyrim? I think it would be funny if they were fighting over borders or over the war and your having to run errands between each hold manipulating the situation.