Tsun's Reactions to the Leader of Each Guild in Skyrim

Tsun guards the whalebone bridge to the Hall of Valor in Sovngarde and tests all who wish to pass in a trial by combat. Tsun has a unique comment for each character's guild:

00:00 - Intro

1:18 - Dragonborn

1:43 - Leader of the Companions

2:00 - Archmage of the Mages College

2:23 - The Listener (Dark Brotherhood)

2:45 - The Nightingale (Thieves Guild)

[swindle]

"By Right of the Tongue. I am Graduate of the Bard's College and many a comely tavern wench have I bedded-" *Gets punched in the face*

[BobBob-cycu]

“Yeah bro so I joined the empire and made a solemn oath to protect the emperor but then I joined the dark brotherhood and killed him because I thought it would have been funny”

[BoJangles]

Takeaways:

1. Tsun hates thieves and assassins.
2. The ancient Nord heroes included many Clever Men (mages), and the ancient Nords had great respect for magic.
3. The Listener of the Dark Brotherhood can redeem themselves and become worthy of the Hall of Valor before they die, but a Nightingale is Nocturnal's bitch forever.

[bloyo]

I love that tsun responds to the shadier creeds with a long winded version of "Then square up, you silly bitch"

[darkanguiel]

"By right of procrastination. I've spent over 1, 600 hours in this fuckin' game".

[rejvaik]

"Welcome to Shor's hall how tough are you?"
"How tough am I? I slaughtered the entire town of white run!"
Yeah so?"
"And I _didn't_ reload a quick save...."

[Paragon]

“I installed a mod that lets me kill Delphine instead of Paarthurnax.”

*Tsun carries you into the hall on his shoulders and announces your arrival to everyone.*

[moonchild]

I love how he has nothing bad to say about mages. Imagine being a mage from Skyrim, all your life you've been told that your craft is something shameful, something dishonorable and not to be trusted, and then, at the gates of heaven you're told that you had nothing to be ashamed of, that your choices were perfectly right all along. It just warms my heart <3

[MuttonTheDragon]

"By right of madness. I have brought cheese from the mind of Emperor Pelagius III, courtesy of Sheogorath."

[ventexovakon]

"By right of Stabilization. I have sorted my Load Order to be perfect."
Tsun: I know not what you speak of, but from your earnest tone I can see you have done something to keep this world from falling apart.

[PhrontDoor]

"I bring sweet rolls for the banquet..."
"By Shor's grace, why didn't you open with that you nave... with haste, cross now..."

[KayDoodles]

“By what right do you seek entry?”

“This is obviously a shakedown. (Persuade)”

“Alright, alright keep your voice down. You want everyone to hear you? I’ll let you in.”

[wanderer]

At least he recognizes morality. The dark brotherhood and thieves guild are not exactly cut out for sovngarde

[JeffOfTheMountains]

People don't realize how HUGE Tsun is until they go to third person. This dude could eat the Dragonborn and want seconds.

[net]

Me: naked and unarmed with 100 buckets and an absurd amount of cheese
I’m the one who will punch the crap out of Alduin

[DaddyVeo]

Me, the Nord Archmage: *pointlessly bites back bittersweet tears of validation after decades of ridicule and pure scorn from peers from beneath my dragon priest mask* alright, Tsun. Imma me show you how I became the Archmage. *starts **-spamming-** casting fire storm.*

[icedspirit]

So he loves warriors and mages but not thieves/assassins. I guess that’s understandable

[JBrander]

Tsun: "By what right do you seek entry?”
DB: "I don't even summon Durnehviir for combat. I just summon him all the time just so he can fly around in the free skies of Skyrim so he can be happy for a bit."

[gameninja-x]

"I don't know, I got really drunk and woke up in a cart with Ulfric Stormcloak and now I'm here."

"You are a true Nord."

[Ivory]

Finally a Nord that trully respect mages.