United States: All Endings

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[cyndaquil]

Music:
0:05 | Neutral (Canon) Ending: “The Star Spangled Banner” (Rowland Shaw Orchestra / Spirit of Freedom Singers) - Francis Scott Key
0:15 | The Great Depression Ending: “The Star Spangled Banner” (The Mormon Tabernacle Choir) - Francis Scott Key
0:25 | Bad Ending: “We Are Friends” - Felix Dzerzhinsky
0:33 | Worst Ending: “House Of The Rising Sun” - Wilbert Eckart Und Seine Volksmusik-Stars (From Wolfenstein: The New Order)
0:43 | Good Ending: “The Star Spangled Banner” (Rowland Shaw Orchestra / Spirit of Freedom Singers) - Francis Scott Key
0:53 | WW3 Cursed Ending: “义勇军进行曲” (Yìyǒngjūn Jìnxíngqǔ, or March Of The Volunteers) - Tian Han
1:03 | New Prussia Ending: “Heil dir im Seigerkranz” - Heinrich Harries
1:13 | Monarchist Ending: “Chant du départ” - Marie-Joseph Chénier
1:23 | Red World Ending: “Kalinka” - Ivan Larionov
1:33 | Balkanization Ending: “The Star Spangled Banner” (Rowland Shaw Orchestra / Spirit of Freedom Singers) - Francis Scott Key
1:44 | British Ending: “God Save The Queen” - Henry Carey
1:54 | Very Alternative Ending: “The Yellow Rose Of Texas” - Don George
2:03 | The Ultimate Cursed Ending: No song, just multiple variants of the iconic McDonald’s jingle.
2:14 | Ultimate Cursed Ending x2: “South Carolina on My Mind” - Hank Martin and Buzz Arledge

[pipecleanerdogs]

I like how Washington just decided "Fuck it, we're defending against the South Carolinans."

[pitifulbobcat]

As a South Carolinian I can confirm everyone would love the last ending

[fauxnoob]

Need an ending where Canada, US, and Mexico unite to form the C.U.M. republic.

[historyisawesome]

I nearly died of laughter at the Good Ending, the British Ending, and the Ultimate Cursed Ending 😆

[CaptainCook]

Love how South Carolina is able to take over the whole country except for Washington. 😂

[howtofight.]

"The Infinite Succession Ending"

Every state becomes its own country with a flag, anthem and president.

[enderclasscraft]

yo forgot the mexico ending: After the failed attempt to conquer northern Mexico, the Mexicans began a war campaign taking over the western United States.

[wanyekest]

I like how California survives and remains it’s own state in most of these. You know what they say about those valley girls. You can’t stop them from their Starbucks and Instagram.

[ZombishTurkey]

i love how california is so horribly ran that it just stays in all the chaos endings

[RatAvenue]

I find it funny how Cascadia always ends up forming in these alternate history videos.

[Birch_ON]

Love how the worst ending utilizes one of the tracks made for Wolfenstein The New Order, just got done playing it and I loved EVERY MINUTE!

[buwayanialt]

As a South Carolina, I approve of the last ending.

[wilbert]

I find it funny how whenever the United States splits up California just stays put. you can always see the bear in there somewhere

[deer]

"What country y'all from?"
"South Carolina."
"I knew it."

[lelandwilt]

"This isn't meant to be political" *Calls even more imperialism the good ending*

[Chunkyjalapeno]

United states is 244 years old, the Roman Empire lasted over at least a 1000 years. Just to put in perception that well we are not that old. Anything is possible.

[itzdogmeat]

The “worst ending” is a reference to the man in the high castle

[revan]

Love how the "good ending" is just what happens in Fallout in the leadup to a nuclear war

[gamerparker]

True Ending: America is discovered much later and the Natives live across the country and are undisturbed.