Words from the Redneck Dictionary

[oldprankster]

He may be "country", but his observations of human nature are universal. Just one of the best comedians ever.

[melissaupton]

I'm a Southerner, and this just cracks me up because it's TRUE!

[Angus]

The very first time I heard Jeff say, "Widjadidja" I about pissed myself from laughing so hard.

[OneTrueWord]

Oliver : "Since we'z gonna grill steaks Saturday night, my wife invited oliver family over."

[SuperPaul]

Believing - I'm going on a vacation trip to Canada. I'll believing tomorrow morning.

[williamhulser]

Sensuous: "Sensuous up, get me a beer!"

[mmabagain]

The people in the audience are the “salt of the earth” type folks. Just plain good folks.

[kevinbennett]

Pixar should make a new Cars movie with a character who's related to Mater and have Jeff do the voice. I'd watch that.

[SongOfWhiteWolf]

Hun we're havin Himalayan rabbit stew. I found him a layin on the side of the road!

[DesGardius-megf]

asbestos

"I'm sorry, officer! The accident just happened so fast, but I'll try to remember everything asbestos I can."

[SuperPaul]

Cardigan - I got a pair of kings and a couple of aces, Maybe I should play this cardigan and see if I can get a full house.

[SuperPaul]

Alaska - You got any change? No, Alaska friend of mine if he has any change on him.

[petersonscottb]

Urinate: "Urinate, but if you had a better body, you'd be a ten."

[SuperPaul]

Collar - It's been a while since my girlfriend called me. Maybe I should collar right now.

[adulfdabo]

Rectum : I had a few nice trucks, but I rectum.

[ClayMorrow]

I got one for ya.

Boysenberry: ‘Grab the boysenberry this guy before the cops show up.’

[stephenp]

The delivery on the last one was perfect.

[firewalldragon]

Letter carrier. If she wants to pack all that, I say hell letter carrier own luggage.

[SuperPaul]

Kitchenware - Hey mister, Your kitchenware that to school. He'll get beat up for sure.

[SuperPaul]

Comcast - I don't know how to fish, can ya comcast this line and reel it in for me?