NASCAR Jokes

[DinsdalePiranha]

Jeff's imitation of a NASCAR driver being interviewed is STILL more intelligible than any interview with Ward Burton. :)

[RobertNielsen]

Funny thing--my father-in-law, who _lived_ in the South, once was watching an interview like that after a race--he turned to me, and said, "What the hell did he say?" I proceeded to give him my interpretation of what the driver said, and my father-in-law said, _How in the _*_hell_* could you understand that?"


My wife said, "Bob speaks _fluent NASCAR driver_!"

[shadowking]

Hell I thought every time someone climbs through their car window was to imitate the "dukes of hazard"

[Noname--]

I speak fluent NASCAR. Here is your translation; "The car ran pretty good all day long. It did under steer a little bit in the early part of the race but Booger (the mechanic) made some adjustments to the suspension during the first pit spot and it handled much better after that. We had really good pit stops all day especially our last pit stop when we put in a splash of fuel in just 2-3 seconds and beat everyone else off pit road. We did have a little trouble during the middle part of the race when Ricky (another driver) blew his engine and we ran through the oil it dropped on the track. I did get into the back of Dale's car but we managed to not wreck each other. But for the most part the <insert list of our sponsors> <insert make/model of our car> she was awesome".

The last bit was pretty much standard ending for every driver interview back in the day. It was when you rambled off all your sponsors since you were required to mention them any time you were on camera. Then you take a swig of your drink sponsor's product making sure the label was facing towards the camera.

[Inglewolf]

I think he just quoted Ward Burton almost word for word. And Ward Burton's awesome!

[Christknight]

NASCAR is like college football every fan loves one team and hates one other team

[Junglehunter]

Translation: start of the race was going good, we had to make a few adjustments until about the midway point when Kyle blew his motor and oil started leaking on to the track, I tried to avoid it and ended up scrubbing the back of dale, thankfully no one wrecked because of it but overall the team and the car was really good today.

[Obi_Wan_Kenobi_]

I work at a local track as an interviewer. This is the most relatable thing ever

[randallulrich]

NASCAR: "Go in a circle. Go in a circle. Go in a circle. Advertise stuff. Advertise stuff. Go in a circle!"
Griffin, "Family Guy"

[corvetteusa]

guilty, I've climbed through the driver side window before lol

[fordgt]

The 2 people who disliked the video enunciate.

[dawgsfan]

"Where you have know idea what he's talking about"


So a ward Burton interview? 😂

[misterwhipple]

Long Live Jeff Gordon! May his Family Tree never fork.

[FirestarHart]

Hahaha so true! And I'm guilty of racing a bit too.

*Climbs in through the driver's side*

[brandoninglin]

0:18-0:30
0:36-0:50
1:10-1:29
1:41-1:43
is my favorite part of the video ‼️💯

[skullduggery]

one of the greats. his material is so original.

[cjhs]

I Don’t Watch NASCAR, &, I Still Know Who Jeff Gordon is Because I Had a Huge Crush on Him Back When I Was a Kid

[MA-vdln]

Jeff Foxworthy sounds like a nascar driver 😂

[gaffneyrailroading]

He's not wrong...that's basically every NASCAR driver of the early 90's right there.

[rayadams]

No Jeff, there ain't no words in NASCAR language, only pit slang and sponser.names.