Crap Alastor Says (Hazbin Hotel)

Ah The Radio Demon. Nobody can understand his twisted mind, but what you all don't realize is I don't think anyone understands what he says either.
Doubtful anyone ever will!
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[Tomotasauce]

I feel like i should mention this,
this idea came from my discord, the insanity was contagious, so this video was born😂

Also the whole time i was editing they started a war... over tacos. HOW.

[laylabundy]

“I’m broke as shit”

Same Alastor same.

[randomcommenter]

So like Alastor recreates vines compilation

[Iquey]

"I hide and you seek professional help."

THE HEALTHIEST ADVICE WE'LL EVER GET FROM AL. 😂

[ModernBoi]

Vox - "Remember viewers, life goes on."
Alastor - "Yeah, thats the PROBLEM-"

too darn relatable

[Mkrugf]

"MIND YOUR BUSINESS NIFFTY 😡😡😡"
-Alastor 2024

[Bamboom]

“IM GANNA MAKE YOU WISH THAT I’D STAYED GO- *proceeds to pull up the Glock on the tv*

[Grappamaruidk]

1:35 "Well that must suck for you, at least people like jokes"
-Pilot Steven Universe 💀

[DADUMBDUCKYY]

"don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those. BREAK THEIR BONES, THEY HAVE 206 OF THOSE BAD BOYS" the best thing anyone has ever said. ever.

[kirbystar]

This whole video is basically if Alastor was high for 2 and a half minutes.

[lepantheon]

"I have a cane. Screw you."

Alastor in a nutshell

[atatatar]

"Let me tell you Charlie, I am LOVING these balconies!"
"Would you like a push?"
"WHA-"

[KopaXTani]

1:42 Lmao! I love how that’s the quote that was the gradual breaking point for Tomota, that he couldn’t stay in character for much longer!

[LunarIsHere_]

"I WANT WAFFLE FRIES! 🍟"

-Alastor 2024

[DarkabyssTheFounder]

TV: Exists
Alastor: *And I took that personally*

[saidsinformaits]

Sir Pentious: What?! Alastor says Insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know this was true?!
Alastor: Peeing the Bed is like being happy! It didn't happen since I was 7!
Sir Pentious: See?!

[strange_game_]

"Oh Charlie~ I have an idea for a game! I hide and you seak professional help!" Yup i'm stealing that one

[edas_requiem]

I have a feeling that this is what Amir’s bloopers sound like.

[DanGamingFan]

"When I was young, I was poor, but after many years of struggle, I'm no longer young." I have never found Alastor so relatable before. These are hilarious, they're like bloopers, but they all feel like something he'd actually say.

[SpamR_]

“MIND YOUR BUSINESS NIFTY, ITS *MY* LIFE DAMN🤬🤬🤬”

-Alastor 2024