21 Things Not To Do In An Audition

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S N A P C H A T: Brettybang | Eddy.Chen

[MarsLos]

Me: Don't do any of these 21 mistakes
My brain: Let's do all 21 mistakes in under a minute!

Sad but accurate, goodbye

[annaluong]

Judge: Alright, you may start.
Me: *breathes*
Judge: *DING* N E X T
Me: :l

[CimorelliFan]

Ariana Grande is gonna copyright this for using the lyrics. "thank u, next"

[wumpus]

Alternative title: 21 Things I do in an Audition

[johannsebastianbach]

Ling Ling does not even need to audition. The orchestra auditions for Ling Ling.

[lisak]

So basically if you're not perfect get the hell out

[maggoteater]

I think you should've included messing up the first note and then restarting

[jde]

Violist: *walks in the room and starts to take out viola*

*D I N G* Thank you, next.

[erinclark]

If you can mess up slowly, you can mess up quickly

[JD-pumq]

Well...if you can play it slowly.






Actually just stick to slowly

[aliciaclasquin]

Guys, Ling Ling isn't a person. Ling Ling is a state of existence.

[prchkkizhe]

Auditions are a cinch. If you want to wow people in an audition, just play the cadenza from Vincent Van Gogh's violin concerto in H flat minor. Works every time for me...

[charlotte.grubbs]

Does anyone else completely spaz out during an audition or performance?

Just me? Ok

[arthurtigreat]

And we all know the name of the guy that never last for 0.1 sec







*DING DING*

[marisalynne]

I had a piano audition two weeks ago for music school. I heard back this week...






I got

[lunaliszt]

0:00, 1:34 Shostakovich symphony no.5 movement 1
0:14, 2:15 Beethoven symphony no.5 movement 1
0:16 Brahms symphony no.4 movement 1
0:24, 0:52 Mendelssohn symphony no.4 'Italian' movement 1
0:34 ???
0:37, 0:45 Beethoven symphony no.3 'Eroica' movement 3
0:41, 1:44 Ricard Strauss Don Juan
0:49 Mozart symphony no.39 movement 4
0:59 John Cage 4'33
1:02 Scheherezade Rimsky-Korsakov movement 2 (or 1)
1:21 Brahms symphony no.4 movement 4
1:25, 2:07 Mahler symphony no.5 movement 4
1:41 ???
1:54 Vivaldi violin concerto in A minor RV 356
2:10 Mozart, violin concerto no.4 movement 1


I tried!

[jn]

How bad is it that I do all of these daily?

[antoniogallegos]

Where’s the “auditioning with a pop song”

[dhanyasharma]

*sees that video was posted 8 minutes ago*
Me: Wow, I’m so early!
*sees 5.1K views, plus 254 comments*
Me: …Never mind…

[itsjustlukeRevive]

"thank you, next" I love you both even more now!