Awful Things About School Cafeterias in 60 Seconds

Awful Things About School Cafeterias in 60 Seconds.

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[ShivVZG]

And if you’re a slow eater like me, you’ll be lucky to finish a slice of pizza before the bell rings ;-;

[kaorutitsfan]

What school is good at:
- Giving you stress
- Feeding you "plastic"
- Creating depression
- Everything else that sucks

[depressedbuttercat]

Kids who pack their lunch: I see this as an absolute win!

[tonekodoneko]

My school had a hygiene rating of 5/5 from some health organisation, but it’s a wonder how all the cooks aren’t bald from how much hair falls into the food

[knproductions]

Let’s be real: Everyone’s favorite class is honors lunch

[Lana-Jae]

0:37
My school: “You can still eat this bread, just cut the mold off of it”

[rblursedcomments]

My middle school’s MP room/cafeteria was brand spanking new, and the food they made was over the top delicious. Their spaghetti with Bologna’s sauce was delightful and the vegetable medley was the best thing I had ever tasted. They bought the pizza from some restaurant, and the fruit in the salad bar, was always what was in season. Sierra Vista really seemed to care about student nutrition, but the snacks were the best part. They had brownies, cookies, chips, and Izzies. The brownies were the moistest brownies that would like melt in your mouth and the cookies were high quality. I have never had a better school lunch than what was at my middle school. Nothing could top that

[hiyokosaionjitheultimateba]

So this is why that one kid in my class always brings ramen...

[swaggybanana_]

when teachers say "use the bathroom during lunch" when you barely even have time to actually eat lunch

[bradenms]

The funny thing is that randomly one day our school lunch quality went up from a 2/10 to easily an 8/10 (They had spicy chicken sandwiches that looked better than most restaurants and almost every fruit imaginable they were serving) and it stayed like this for a good 3 weeks. One day we saw some people in suits looking at the school lunches and writing down something on a clipboard and the next day the school lunches were back to being trash lol

[BOTCHCALISSOLOSYOU]

"they overprice everything"

*laughs in free school lunch*

[jevils_]

“Throwing in a PB and J sandwich”
Me, allergic to peanuts: guess I can’t call anything a day

[indy]

Have you ever noticed that the teaches usually order lunch from a cool restaurant???
And you’re just sitting there like

[kitkatcarebear]

The cafeteria always becomes weirdly quiet for a second and then the talking resumes to its loud volume.

[frootloop]

My high school thought it was a genius idea to reduce our lunch down to 20 minutes, even though the school was significantly over capacity, so there was a very large amount of students who were still in line when lunch ended.

[sharpestteen]

Me: "Can I have a cookie?"
School: " Aight, cough up your life savings and your parents whole bank account. "

[fia]

My school cafeteria got a health code violation last year. 😂 Kids kept asking about it, but the teachers were like, “Whaaa? I don’t know what your talking about!” 😳

[Gloom_Shroom_Gaming]

Something I would add is that our teachers always tell us that it's "WAY TOO LOUD!!!" in the cafeteria and we have to quiet down. It's only loud because of sound bouncing off hard walls, plus that's what happens when you put more than a hundred people in a room together lol.

[gabrielrodriguez]

Students: "Ewww school food"

Teachers: "Be grateful. Other people would want it"

Teachers at lunchtime: "Ok. Time to go to Whataburger"

Me: *Confused human noises*

[ellie.bowers.]

You forgot to talk about how the school cafeteria reheats food then freezes it and repeat until the food is gone, in my school that takes like 3 months so I'm eating the same reheated food for 3 MONTHS