How to hypnotize a chicken

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We hypnotized one of our chickens

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It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

memeticks

This is because at that angle the chicken had enough blood flowing to the brain to think thoughts, and so it instantly became a philosopher deep in thought about the meaning of its existance and the significance of it all

SnufflySpy

Humans can get the same way, but we need to stare into infinity. Chickens only need to stare into like, 4.

SFVYachtClub

This information will surely be of use to me at some pivotal point in my life

Vindicator_SD

how did people figure out that chickens could be hypnotized like this!? like what set of circumstances lead to us even attempting this??

asterghst

Once it’s hypnotized ask it to cluck like a chicken…. Works every time

anthonyspadafora

There are feral chickens roaming my city, pecking my friend's homegrown veggies. I will unleash this new power.

__-zhoq

To be fair, we spent a longer time staring at the chicken did then the chicken spent staring at the line

ironleegaming

I don’t know, man, that line he drew is pretty mesmerizing…

princesscadance

tonic immobility

flipping a rabbit (or a shark if you have one) onto its back does the same thing

RM-xrlq

that chicken was like “oh. my. god. line.”
**proceeds to stare until it is erased**

jaxhoward

If you do this to baseball umpires they typically respond in anger.

purplgrape

I must confess, seeing stuff like that, it does make me feel better to actually have a mind capable of higher thought.

LukazChrom

aliens used this technique to control dinosaurs

ucdungnguyen

quick side note, this is how butchers got chickens and roosters to keep their necks drawn out and heads still while getting ready to lop their heads off with a hatchet or a machete. its a real thing, my grandpa used to do it on the farm every time he butchered one for a dinner.

toptwitchclipz