How To Survive A Bear Attack

You're camping with your close friends Andy and Charlie when you happen upon a black bear named Harold. Agitated by your presence, Harold charges toward you. What should you do? Follow these simple steps to find out.

[NYGJMAP]

The beginning was a little weird but it finally made sense to me towards the end

[Thecommander]

Step 16: Realize that you died somewhere around step 3.

[ObserveTheCelestial]

I thought you were just doing a repeat of the skydiving video but man, that twist was unexpected.

[gingersasquatch]

"Polar bears are generally friendly."

Sounds like something a hungry polar bear would say.

[SpringKitsune]

This started as the parachute failure video and ended as Exerb1a

[ra.]

“Yo bear wait a sec I gotta watch this video to survive your attack”

Bear:”Oh, aight”

[decadunce]

Just say "no" The bear cannot legally harm you.

[smallw]

"Having the high ground means nothing to a black bear"
Star Wars would've turned out *very* differently if Anakin was a black bear

[mr.worldwide]

"there are no rules in bear fighting"

Who knew I'd hear that in my life.

[adrianag]

Not gonna lie, you had us in the first half.

[nubberton]

Just climb a tree and when the bear starts to climb jump on it like Mario.

[nooteningus]

"There are no rules in bear fighting."

**posts a meme in general**

[pierezajosh]

This video is the very definition of "that escalated quickly."

[fostrate]

Instructions not clear, I got assassinated before I became president of the bears colony.

[_simon.s_]

Now I'm starting to doubt his parachute video.

[ssharkiggo]

First half is helpful
The second half is EVEN MORE HELPFUL

[pensive]

If it's brown, lay down
If it's black, fight back
If its white, good night

[DaveOfTheNorthStar]

How did this go from:"Dont run" to
"Collapse the economy"

[almightytreegod]

This is inaccurate. There was not a single mention of picnic baskets

[chrisramsey]

As an avid hiker for two decades in the Blue Ride Mountains, I have come across many black bears and not once have I had to resort to standing up to them. They have always looked at me and wandered off in a benign manner