Oblivion NPC Conversation - Karen blocks the road

Oblivion NPC Dialogue ensues when Karen allegedly gets run over.

[therion]

Let's all take a moment of silence for Mike.

[neldonah]

The happiest moment of Mike's life when he heard, 'Help, he's running over me'. The saddest when he saw it wasn't true.

[CaptainFalcore]

Mikes in his booth ducking down thinking "Why did I marry

[Jasmine.starxx]

"he's running over me!!!"
mike: " oh thank the lord, finally"

[superscatboy]

It's like she understands that she's being filmed, but doesn't understand the implications of being filmed.

[dannywhite]

mike, indoors with a beer : *slowly turns up TV volume*

[JLz]

"Mike he's running me over"

Mike: jumps up, runs to the fridge and gets 2 beers. 1 for him and 1 for the driver

[dannyzero]

The sad part is that people like this actually be able to vote

[cardboardbox]

"Mike, he is running me over!"
"Fucking finally" *opens a cold beer*

[flye]

*Quest Updated:* Defeat the Ogre at the Gate

*Bonus Objective(s):*
-Defeat before the Police arrive (3:OO)
-Interrupt Death Screech (0/3)
-Do not alert Mike

[jaycue]

I like to imagine that Mike heard her yelling but was just biting into a perfectly microwaved hot pocket and couldn't be bothered.

[GreatBritishBeast]

This year's Oscar nominations for outstanding contribution to Karenville are...

[markmartin]

This is how innocent people end up in prison. She should be charged with submitting false police report at the very least. Maybe she should be charged with the false claim of aggravated assault.

[dublplus]

There should be charges for lying to the 911 operator.

[What-is-happening]

Mike clearly don’t give a shit. I can’t blame him.

[luukdevoogd]

'HE'S STILL MOVING!'
*stands completely still*

[Uberragen]

How absolutely fantastic would it be if Mike yelled from a distance "go ahead, run her over..."

[MrHotBagel]

Lady: "He's running me over!"
Man: "No I'm not."
*Illusion 100*

[vollyballgirl]

All jokes aside, this is what an actual psycho looks like.

[misplacedpawn]

She should get the same amount of time that he’d get if he wasn’t recording…