Elon Musk’s Neuralink Puts An AI Into Your Brain! 🧠

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[OwnerOfOwn]

7:05 it's okay, your content is always so peaceful, educational and entertaining. not super hyper with an agenda to build hype and get views, just the smart turtle winning the race here as far as I am concerned. I ignored a lot of neuralink videos because I knew they would be fluffy news hype, but clicked your channel just to see what your personal opinion was. You have built a wonderful brand here, and believe us, it is recognized.

[Johnnigelgarcia]

Elon Musk: “It will blow your mind.”
Not the best choice of words.

[DasIllu]

Us simpletons: I have a USB Mouse.
Scientist: I have a USB Rat.

[ThePsychoCzech]

This is incredible. I can't wait for the day I can finally get mcdonald's advertisements projected directly into my consciousness!

[anonanon]

"Hey Elon, what's up?"
"Not much pal, just put my Pig into debug mode"

[potatoxel]

Make sure this wont require a facebook account in the future.

[DonVigaDeFierro]

Bill Gates: "I am promoting vaccination."
People: "REEEE U WANT TO PUT A CHIP ON US!1!"

Elon Musk: "I am literally going to put a chip in your brain."
People: "Yeah whatever."

[DamonGarfield]

This kind of tech has a VERY HIGH potential for abuse...

[anonismust]

I AM WRITING THIS IN 2020 WHEN I USED PHYSICAL FINGERS

[Bisqwit]

This will be exciting when they demonstrate _control_ over complex motor actions (i.e. not just adjusting their sense of balance to make them adjust to some direction). I am interested, equally giddy and equally horrified, to see the progress.

[ristopaasivirta]

I only need to think about holding on to my papers.

[hu.man.]

The year is 2030
Teacher: now, is everyone ready for the test?
Student: crap, I forgot to copy the files

[lastinspace]

Neuralink is so cool but this is probably one of the scariest inventions to come

[toasteduranium]

“They might actually fit into two minutes like the title says.”

[Lord]

"It will *blow* your mind."
Bad choice of words Musk.

[utkarshprakash]

Narrator : "Its going to be 2 microseconds paper"
Me : "That means the video is gonna be 8 microseconds"

[mv_nl]

2020: That's so COOL! When can we get it!? :D

2120: Please accept our cookies of ur web so we can follow you're activities 24 hours a day, So we can sell that (private) information to ad's so they know what they can try to sell to you.

[ber]

Read brain data, maybe. But write? No no, lmao I don't want anyone hacking into my brain and sending me undank memes

[alexandergrothendieck]

You know you are a fan when you watch two minutes paper, two minutes after it's published.

[IsusaWH]

Black Mirror writers: "Write it down Write it down!!"