We Defibrillated a Steak

[purpleYamask]

"Home-made" and "Defibrillator" are not words that go together, Kevin.

[williamPearcewill]

"This is my homemade defibrillator" are possibly the most terrifying words I've ever heard.

[epicarcher]

“This is my homemade defibrillator” is just one of those sentences that makes your hair stand on edge

[whoever]

I defibrillated my very first patient who came into the ER and he absolutely did jump, heart first, up from the table. Dude came back twice and I personally wheeled him to the cardiac ward. I hope he's still alive today, since he was only 40 back then.

[darkninjacorporation]

“Homemade defibrillator” is genuinely some of the most terrifying words you’ve said

[junegloomy]

Waiter: How would you like your steak sir?

Me: *Medium defibrillated*

[Lukelins]

When I worked food safety in the beef plant we had a stimulator. Made the entire side of beef jump. We locked it out to inspect for cleanliness and it was still super scary

[Cardboardamerica]

Famous last words, “I made a defibrillator at home.”

[Kariyu]

2010: surgery on a grape
2020: we defibrillated a steak

[TheAlphaTeamPlays]

“Homemade defibrillator”

2 words that should never be used back-to-back

[auralynn]

"don't buy a defibrillator for cooking fish"
No, just use a homemade one LOL

[winterszn]

"How do you want your steak?"
*Revived*

[quetzal]

Imagine being in a hospital bed, only minutes before operation, and your doctor slams a bundle of batteries and wires on the table and says to you "This is my homemade defibrillator."

[sub_par]

“Homemade Defibrillator” That sentence should never be uttered in front of a patient, just hearing that would give someone an irregular heartbeat

[MrChristianDT]

That worm thing was fascinating. Maybe something like that can be used to deal with more dangerous invasive worms?

[voxohqx]

A Homemade Defibrillator sounds like a good way to get nominated for a Darwin award

[chairger]

Breaking News:
Local man uses hospital equipment to electrocute dirt

[vinchcarlotan]

"Shocks the ground to force the worms out"

Bird: **Stares at the power line intensely**

[Syphix-ec]

Taking ‘so raw it’s still moving’ to a whole other level

[aligator]

9:07 here’s when they actually get to the steak