21 Excuses for Not Practicing

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S N A P C H A T: Brettybang | Eddy.Chen

[jediflash]

Teacher: why haven’t you practiced
Me: well music geniuses are born not made so

[beans]

Teacher: did you practice?
Me: dId _YoU_ pRaCtiCe??
Teacher: *sweats*

[thinara]

*If you can make up excuses slowly you can make up excuses quickly*

[bluyu]

Teacher: "Why didn't you practice?"
Me: "Ling Ling ate my practice."
Teacher: *sweats*

[rin-chan]

My piano teacher: Why didn't you practice?
Me: I was watching TwoSetViolin videos
Teacher: But you don't even play the violin!
Me:...

[wahoo]

Teacher: WHY HAVE U NO PRACTICE
Me: I was depressed because ling ling is much better than me...
Teacher: Me too

[scunnygal]

Teacher: Why didn't you practise?
Me: My dog ate my violin
Teacher: Erm, you play clarinet?!
Me: Damn!!!

[LLENNYXX]

Clicked so fast I broke my fingers


Excuse no.22

[serenaexists]

Flute teacher: why didn't you practice?
Me: I did practice. My violin.
Flute teacher: DiD I aSk YoU aBoUt YoUr ViOliN?

[leenasfar]

I LOVE THIS THANK YOU NOW IM PREPARED FOR MY NEXT 21 LESSONS

[saisahikun]

You know what Two Set Violin's other excuse for not practicing?

*making this video*

[myrasingh]

Yall sent me this video while I was practising with the sheet music on my iPad

So it’s *your* fault I’m not practicing

[catielee]

“Why didn’t you practice?”
“I play viola”
“Well, now that *is* a valid reason”

[yeojunjeon]

*2019:*
Brett: "I was sick the past few days" **coughs**

*2020:*
*ALRIGHT YA'LL PRACTICE IS CANCELLED GO QUARANTINE*

[scyllasemusic]

Teacher: Why didn't you practise?
Me: I went to the woods last time with my family and I brought my violin. But then, we ran out of firewood, so I used my violin...
Teacher: Aren't there lots of trees?
Me: There were no trees in that woods that time, just grass

[yhuproductions]

I swear I practice every week but
Teacher: JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT MY CHILD DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T KUNGPAO YOUR CHICKEN AND SICHUAN YOUR PEPPER
me: but I did practice
Teacher: oh did u really practice with mEtRoNoMe
me: my dog ate my metronome
Teacher: u no have a dog
me: *sweats* I ate my metronome

[jj_hoolio]

Teacher: why didn't you practice this week?
Me: my cat was sitting on my violin.
Ling ling: *plays pizziCATo*

[yencokebottle]

"I didnt practice because I needed to watch all twoset videos so I wont have any distractions while practice."

[jghughes]

Teacher: why didn't you practice?
Me: my dog ate my violin.
Teacher: but you don't have a dog.
Me: *sweats nervously* I ate my violin.

[doggylikesoup]

1:42 Eddy’s swagger when he looks deep into your non-practicing soul