Luxury Movie Theaters

Recorded live at the Wilbur and mixed to perfection by Don Mitchell

[caroopacaroopa]

Last week I ordered popcorn and a soda at a regal cinema and it came with a fully trained service dog

[EmiliusReturns]

I love Chris’s ability to put a hyper-specific rant into a song that doesn’t rhyme or have a consistent meter but somehow gets stuck in my head for days.

[brokengirlsrus]

YOU'RE ORDERING MOVIE THEATER SHRIMP, BRIAN?

[AmbroseReed]

The way 95% of this could just be a Talking Heads song

[StudioScheppen]

every time you make one of these personal rants i have the "finally someone said it" feeling come bubbling up from deep within my fucking subconscious

[kylehill]

you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax you'll never see me relax

[RubyBlueUwU]

Chris has an uncanny ability to make me aware of hyper-specific opinions I didn’t realise I had. Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than being expected to be comfortable while watching a movie in a theatre. You’ll never see me relax, Brian.

[claudiat]

my dumb ass opened this thinking it was a new bit and then i remembered i was literally at this taping

[spoofbaby]

The puppeteers making the hips move deserve double pay

[jlkjlkjkljklj]

I knew you were from New England, but never before this video have I actually understood that you were from New England. I can feel the spirit of the Puritans howling through these lyrics. "I saw Goody Proctor recline his seat at the Devil's sacrament"

[pinkinthenight]

I watched challengers in one of these - it wasn’t playing in the normal theatre yet so I relaxed and spilled my drink all over my white vest which I didn’t even notice bc I was so into the movie and I walked around the mall afterwards for about half an hour before a stranger pointed it out. You’ll never see me relax again.

[Koopakid]

This isn't comedy, it's *advanced comedy*

[avevee]

Whenever my dad reclines at one of these, he’s asleep in 2.5 seconds. I’m terrified he’s gonna start snoring.

[vampstamp]

my team of puppeteers really enjoyed this one

[athenavonheon]

nice to see you dancing for the fae courts again

[corinnaboeck]

“violent luxury” is an incredible way to put it

[ehidnicus]

that "YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME RELAX" hits hard af

[Broomcloset]

This was the first Chris Fleming show my boyfriend took me to. Seeing this beautiful chaos unfold at the Wilbur was a transcendent experience

[RatKingShriggy]

as someone chronically unable to relax in public i feel this in my bones. the more i'm expected to perform relaxation the more stressed i get

[ivesbarrera]

Thank you so much for this Monday gift Chris i will be going to my local theater/shrimpery in honor