The Truth About Vegan Meat - Honest Ads (Impossible Foods, Beyond Meat Parody)

CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Scientists: Jesse Eisemann, Britt Migs, J. Steven Madura

Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Producer: Michael Strauss
Writer: Reva Gimball
Editor: Dom Nero
Colorist: Rob Menzer
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg

00:00 Factor Ad
01:10 If Vegan Meats Were Honest
02:31 Plant based!
04:39 Our special packaging
05:26 We're still killing the planet

#vegan #plantbased #comedy

[damascusraven]

Next video: If meal prep companies were honest.

"Are you too lazy and stupid to learn how to cook a mediocre meal? Of course you are! I'm Roger, here to use flowery language to convince you to buy generic microwave slop while passing it off as a hip excuse to not care for yourself."

[MarsHottentot]

Why any company would want to put an ad in front of HONEST ADS is beyond me

[EverettBurger]

"I'm a vegetarian, not because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - George Carlin

[MDutra-zwdy]

Im just waiting for the honest ad about food box subscriptions.

[sjenkins]

_"...but, would it be in the shape of a dinosaur?"_ This is the most important scientific question I've heard through out this entire segment.

[dehydratedwater]

But do Factor meals come in a vegan option shaped like a dinosaur? It would be hilarious if they did.

[noseboop]

Actually presenting that an ad is coming instead of tricking the viewer with forced segways makes this channel more honest than 95% of Youtube videos.

[saken]

She hit the nail on the head at 5:58. I once was at a festival with some of my fellow lefty libby hippies and, knowing that some were vegan I decided to make sure any food I made to share was vegan-friendly. So I made my specialty which is avocado halves with spices and Sriracha (back when we had the real stuff!) and eaten with white corn chips. It's absolutely heavenly! But, no. They were much more concerned with eating stuff like fake hot dogs or imitation chicken with imitation bacon on it. Not a SINGLE vegan wanted anything to do with my ::gasp!:: veggies.

[MarlKitsune]

Missed an opportunity to say "they contain at least some sawdust" in response to the "does it contain plants" part.

[lhfirex]

The scariest part of this video is the name Beyond Horton makes me think there might be things that go beyond Roger Horton.

[tylerdurdin]

When's honest ads going to do a video on "If Factor and food delivery apps where honest"?

[Amcor]

"Nugget" means solid lump, so it's still a 'nugget' whether it's meat or not.

[jhfdhgvnbjm]

i get the feeling we've been rogered...

[ennuiblue]

I'm sure it's.... *NOT* Soylent Green 🤔 probably just healthy pink slime

[Potates]

I'm remembering seeing these plant-based potatoes.
Like what were they trying to prove there?

[deeps]

The addition fake-meat bleeding was such a weird thing fo rme, lol. The company did that on purpose when it was totally unnecessary.

[selfiekroos]

SO GLAD THEY RESURRECTED THIS FROM CRACKED

[cedwardsmedia]

0:44 I hate that you guys started adding ads to the videos, but at least you're upfront about it and at least you get it over with so we can get on with the HONEST part lmao I understand you guys gotta make money too and I'd rather see a few real ads than no more Honest Ads. Just do us all a favor, after a deal wraps up and you're free from a sponsorship...please let Roger roast a similar bogus product - give the people what they want - more Roger Roasting Ridiculous Retail Romps.

[engir]

Those raw burgers look like Gains-burgers dog food which had some meat in it

[repentnow]

I'm a Vegan one removed - I only eat animals that only eat plants.
So, just like "Beyond Horton" - the meat I choose is also "plant-based"!!!

: )