Office Seafood Boil

One bottle? Hmph…how about EIGHT bottles of SEA-soning 🌊 to get these shrimp 🍤 and crab legs 🦀 back “home” in this office-sized seafood boil to make you popular at work!? #YumYumGetYaSum

[janzebuski]

You sure take good care of your employees! I never had an employer throw us a party that included a seafood boil. If we had anything, it was a potluck....

[timman]

12 ears of corn cut in half for 32.... This math teacher smells something fishy.... Not the boil

[johnstrong]

You need to follow
Stalecrackers shrimp recipe. For boiling shrimp. But I'm sure yours will do just fine?!

[watsonrk]

At $70, not throwing a single drop out.. everyone is taking some home!

[FerociousPoofyPeanut]

You should have taken the caps off, flipped all of your bottles with the liquid ingredients upside down, and rolled them in between your hands until you created the Tipsy Tornado.

It makes all the liquids fall out quicker.

[amGrinding]

So if I throw blue hawian punch in the dirt will I get blue crabs 🦀 🤔 😂

[CassieandJon]

Awesome where do I put in my application brother?

[fordxo]

Hiring requirements here are looking suspicious lmao

[madmax]

Probably spent 500 dollars on that shrimp boil with today's prices

[BMoney]

80 dollars worth of Danos seasoning and 40 dollars worth of crab lol

[CassieandJon]

All those people got 1 shrimp apiece and a tater lol😂😂 come on you can do better than that dan'o... SMH. Hope he had more off camera 🤳

[NotesFromTheOwlBox]

I got 3 and a half pounds of crab legs, which split up between 32 people, should be about 2 pounds each.

[mattgarner]

That’s like almost $100 worth of just seasoning. Really. Not many folks can swing that. That’s a $300 plus dollar single little pot of food

[lealeaj]

What kind of math is that??? 12x2=32??? Since when???

[jonsparks]

70 bucks for the juice and seasoning for the money try old bay